“I was at the Ditto I and decided to go around to all the cute guys and ask them if they would go with me. Of course everyone said no. I went into the ladies room and while I was there Stone and Regan came in. I had pretty much given up but since they were my friends I asked if they knew anyone who would go with me. Stone said he never went to his prom so he would be my date. We went in, got our picture taken and shortly after bailed. Then we went to Scoundrel’s Lair to see Soundgarden. May 9, 1987”
we have stone on the left looking 1st-grader chic like he’s here at the 93 MTV awards but he’s gotta run bc he’s got some pokemon cards to trade at the playground at 8 and then you have jeff who’s sporting a failed attempt at Fresh Prince of Bel Air fashion and then we have Mike who is looking like he needs a photo of him to be snapped by a disposable camera in a field of flowers and uploaded to a soft grunge blog with a self-promo caption like☯☠☢❤mary prays the rosary for my broken mind❤☢☠☯then you’ve got eddie who looks like he was plucked straight from one of the hangover movies and not even the first one which was the good one like I’m talking the second one at best but most likely the third one which was just a tragic clusterfuck and then we’ve got dave abbrusoulpatch all the way on the right whose style icon of the night was clearly caillou i mean please
