My Incorrect Universe #83

Thor: you look tired, brother….. why didn’t you get any sleep?

Loki, looking off into the distance: there’s no rest for the wicked and ambitious…..

Stephen, sipping coffee in the sidelines: he was actually up all night watching over our wife while she’s sleeping just to make sure she was safe considering she injured herself last misson

Me: seriously!? babe it’s literally a small bruise.

Loki,being backed up by Bucky: YOU MAY DIE

Tony: *sighs*

–later that night–

Me:……..

Me: boys I can’t sleep if you keep looking at me like that……

*que camera on* Loki and Bucky, standing menacingly in the darkest corner of the room with knives : tHeRe iS nO rEsT fOr tHe wIcKeD

*meanwhile*

Stephen, laughing evilly as he places spells on my room from outside: if anyone even tries to enter with I’ll intensions towards my wife they will burst into flames *cackles dramatically*

Rohdey who came out to drink water, staring at him horrified:…….

Rohdey ,silently praying for me: may lord help the woman