#yes loki bucky and stephen are all married to me
My Incorrect Universe #87
(Birthday Special because it’s my 18th Birthday)
*At the Avengers HQ*
*Everyone making plans for my surprise birthday party*
Me, opening the front door: i’m home!
Stephen: Quick, start a normal conversation !
Everyone:…….
Loki, to Bucky : and then I let Thanos snap my neck-
Thor:*cries*
Clint: *climbs into the vents*
Sam: *starts watering the pavement*
Tony: J.A.R.V.I.S play a song -
Jarvis: *plays country road *
Peter,Scott and Morgan: *screaming* COUNTRY ROAAAADDDD TAKE ME HOOOOMMEEEE-
Mobius: I’m taking the fish for a walk *runs away*
Me: we don’t have a fish….. WAIT FISH DON’T-
Natasha, Steve, Bruce and Wanda: *sigh*
*at Middle Earth*
Me: ugh I hate birthdays! why is it even made such a big deal. I didn’t even expect to live past 15 i sm just going to go sleep all day. why do you want to celebrate getting closer to death-
Legolas and Haldir: we picked you your favorite flower
Elrond and Lindir: we brought you your favorite books from Rivendell
Bilbo: i brought you cake and your favorite food on behalf of the hobbits
Thorin: i had my people craft you a necklace as a token of my appreciation…
Thranduil *kicking Thorin out of his way*: my love! it is time for your birthday hugs and kisses-
Bard: do you not give her that everyd-
Thranduil: THIS IS DIFFERENT! WE SHALL BE SPENDING THE ENTIRE DAY TOGETHER AND I SHALL BE SPOILING YOU THE WHOLE DAY AS YOUR HUSBAND!
Legolas: ADA DO NOT STEAL HER! I HAVE PLANS TOO!
Thorin: I DID NOT DESERVE TO BE KICKED
*que chaos and hands being thrown*
Me*Thranduil engulfing me completely in his embrace as I stand in stunned silence*:….. it’s my birthday for a whole month on Earth-
*at 221 B*
Me:………
John:……….
Mycroft:……….
Moriarty:………..
Sherlock:………
Me:……… what is this James?
Moriarty *excited*: it’s your gift!
John: it’s a severed hand……
Mycroft: of the person who looked at Sherlock’s girlfriend the wrong way…..
Moriarty: anything for my favorite nemesis’ girlfriend!
Me: you didn’t have to do this, i would have….. appreciated a watch or someth-
Sherlock: i personally love the sentiment you are the best enemy ever
John *flipping the table*: SHERLOCK IT’S A SEVERED HAND-
Avengers:
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Me in middle earth on the idea of celebrating birthdays:
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John:
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My Incorrect Universe #85
*At a Bar*
*Bartender watching Loki, Bucky and Stephen taking turns and using really bad pick up lines on me as I scoff at every one of them*
Bartender *to me*: are these men bothering you?
Me *sighing*: yes, yes they are. But they’re my husbands so i pretty much signed up for this.
–later–
Bucky *leaning on the counter ready with the 30th pick up line of the night as the other two lean behind him*: Hey are you an Avenger?Because I think we should assemble. Our place, tomorrow maybe?
Me *placing my gun on the counter without even glancing at them*: 10…….
Loki: Ten pm? Oh darling that’s really kin-
Strange: How about all nigh-
Me: 9……
Winterstrangefrost : OH FUCK I’M SORRY-
Me: *cocks gun*
Winterstrangefrost: *Runs through a portal Stephen created while screaming*
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My Incorrect Universe #83
Thor: you look tired, brother….. why didn’t you get any sleep?
Loki, looking off into the distance: there’s no rest for the wicked and ambitious…..
Stephen, sipping coffee in the sidelines: he was actually up all night watching over our wife while she’s sleeping just to make sure she was safe considering she injured herself last misson
Me: seriously!? babe it’s literally a small bruise.
Loki,being backed up by Bucky: YOU MAY DIE
Tony: *sighs*
–later that night–
Me:……..
Me: boys I can’t sleep if you keep looking at me like that……
*que camera on* Loki and Bucky, standing menacingly in the darkest corner of the room with knives : tHeRe iS nO rEsT fOr tHe wIcKeD
*meanwhile*
Stephen, laughing evilly as he places spells on my room from outside: if anyone even tries to enter with I’ll intensions towards my wife they will burst into flames *cackles dramatically*
Rohdey who came out to drink water, staring at him horrified:…….
Rohdey ,silently praying for me: may lord help the woman
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