Can’t get over how cute these socks are!

I dreamed my new Pleasers broke, truly a nightmare.

“Yeah! He PULLED-it-out, pulled it out! I saw pink! Fucking raw ass chicken pink.

-Stripper wife

Overheard in a strip flub locker room, part 112.

Why do people (mostly men, to be fair) assume ALL strippers have sex constantly?

I mean… yeah, some probably do. But after dealing with literal and metaphorical dicks all day, the LAST thing I’d want when I got home is to see yet another dick crying for attention.

And I can’t be the only one

Pray the bullshit is minimal and the only rain is the kind that tickles

I’m in no mood for men today.

any mutuals that want to keep in touch after the swer tumblr Armageddon hmu for my insta

Me after several consecutive bad nights at work. Honestly…wtf

OMG I just realized that spongebob is available on Amazon. Let me just go to my Airbnb and watch it. Fuck being a stripper, Florida’s cursed

Is anyone else here on OnlyFans? Maybe we can have a promotional thread with advice for people who are just starting out

I need a good old fashioned Christian strip club where I can make $3000+ a week without worrying about old men licking me

When your black customers think that you treat them differently because they’re black, your Latino customers think that you treat them unfairly for being Latino, and the white ones as such for being white

The truth is that I treat all my customers pretty poorly. #allmenaretrash