#stucky supremacy

ok but. how hard did bucky flip shit when he found out that steve’s dumbass busted into hydra to save him with NO training, NO plan, no anything. like. he definitely got yelled at.

introducing how steve’s show would’ve gone if bucky was still with the 107th:

bucky: sTeve?

someone else: that’s steve? barnes’ steve?

someone else: i thought he was supposed to be smaller?!

bucky: SO DID I.

*proceeds to drag steve’s punk ass off the stage*

the plot of the first avenger:

steve: i thought u were dead :’((((

bucky: …i thought i was straight