#student memes
*annotates my copy of to kill a mockingbird with glitter gel pen*
this is a thing?!?!? ive never been distracted of someone erasing a board LOL
probably cause i never pay attention to anything
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My teachers keep telling me not to burnout as if I didn’t burn out a year ago, and everything since then has just been a product of luck and the bare minimum
My Chemistry Teacher: stop being lazy
Me, reclining on my chair playing bop the balloon with a squash racket: lazy?
My Chemistry Teacher: Find the chiral carbons in these isomers
Me, looking longingly into the corner of my room where the balloon has fallen: ok :(
My Chemistry Teacher: stop being lazy
Me, reclining on my chair playing bop the balloon with a squash racket: lazy?
It’s that time of the day again!
*stares at wall for an hour straight*
Things I have heard studying animal science at college
(I smashed my first year and have a year left, I thought I’d revisit my old post)
*staring at a hamster foetus in a jar of fluid* “Is it wrong that I want to shake it?”
“Guys, last night I was having a breakdown, but you know what I did that helped? … I put on a hat”
“Meerkats are just spicy ferrets and you cant tell me otherwise”
*during a disection* “Stop making the dead rat do the macarena, it’s dISreSpECTfUL”
“Is it wrong that I want to fight this goat?”
“You know what me and this 70 year old tortoise have in common? Depression and bad spines”
“I fear that if I pronounce scientific animal names incorrectly I will summon a demon”
“If they made alfalfa hay into perfume I’d buy it”
