#college memes

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Things I have heard studying animal science at college

(I smashed my first year and have a year left, I thought I’d revisit my old post)

*staring at a hamster foetus in a jar of fluid* “Is it wrong that I want to shake it?”

“Guys, last night I was having a breakdown, but you know what I did that helped? … I put on a hat”

“Meerkats are just spicy ferrets and you cant tell me otherwise”

*during a disection* “Stop making the dead rat do the macarena, it’s dISreSpECTfUL”

“Is it wrong that I want to fight this goat?”

“You know what me and this 70 year old tortoise have in common? Depression and bad spines”

“I fear that if I pronounce scientific animal names incorrectly I will summon a demon”

“If they made alfalfa hay into perfume I’d buy it”

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