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i’ve been looking at, like, pro-ecosystem gardening, right? like how to make your yard into a good habitat for living creatures
And like. I’m being 100% serious here. A RIDICULOUS amount of the “landscaping” and gardening advice out there is straight up financially motivated smear campaigns for the most random, innocuous things in nature
Welcome to the saddest and most hilarious part of the internet: ANTI-STUMP PROPAGANDA
When you google “tree stump” this stuff is what pops up. Dozens of blog posts from tree removal service companies explaining why you have to get a tree stump in your yard removed NOW.
And the contents are the most desperate, hilarious bullshit the internet has shown me in at least a month
Tree stumps aren’t just UGLY…
they have THINGS that LIVE in them.
The more comfortable you get with a tree stump…the more likely it is that you won’t act…
until it’s too late.
If you try to remove a tree stump by yourself…it could quickly become a dangerous situation.
Because tree stumps…aren’t just the innocent stumps of trees. They’re a malicious enemy, lying in wait, ready to lower the property value of your home.
And not only that…they’re DANGEROUS.
If you trip over a tree stump, you could end up losing everything from all the medical bills you have to pay from your tree-stump-related injuries.
And that’s not all.
If someone is INJURED by that tree stump on your property…you will be held responsible. CHILDREN could be SERIOUSLY INJURED.
Think of the children!
Your NEIGHBORS might SUE YOU when their CHILD trips over your tree stump and is SERIOUSLY HURT!!!!!!!!!!
Not only that, tree stumps are ROTTING and MOLDY, like MOLDY ROTTING VEGETABLES. Isn’t that DISGUSTING?
Tree stumps SPREAD DECAY to the rest of your yard because they’re ROTTINGandPUTRID.
A tree stump…is a festering wound
It spreads INFECTION AND DECAY to your entire yard as its DECAPITATED CORPSEdecomposes
If you don’t act now to get rid of that tree stump…
