#stupid jokes

Sure, my parents and sister might think I’m stupid, but I think I’ll buy a Ouija board and accidentally let demons into our house. :/ Happy (early) Halloween!

P.S. Just kidding, I totally know how to use one…

-Does it have apples in it?
-No.
-What about pine?
-No pine either.
-Perfect, we’ll call it a pineapple.

ok, I got it, so “our flag means death” is “the phantom of the opera”, where ed is christine, stede is raoul and izzy is erik in some way.