that scene where lwj is quietly panicking and reassessing everything he thought he knew about the world and asks his brother “hey does nuance like, exist?” and lxc is like “oh yeah for sure. just follow your heart” and lwj was like “…shit” and lxc goes “is this about wei y-” and lwj goes “NO”
[ID:a y/n imagine scenario textpost edited to replace the names with mdzs characters. there is a photoshopped cut out of wei ying on the bottom right corner of the post. the text reads,
“#imagine: You and Wei Ying are at the mountain because you are getting a golden core transplant. “I’m so nervous,” you say. “Don’t be. You’re gonna pull through this, I know that for a fact.” You hug him and go into operation. You come out successful and run out to tell Wei Ying but he’s not there. You find a little teddy bear with a card shaped like a card. “Hey Jiang Cheng Sorry I couldn’t be there for you after your operation. But, I will always be in your heart. Forever, Wei Ying.” You ask Wen Qing “Where’s the boy I was with before my operation?” The Wen Qing replies, “Didn’t they tell you who the donor was?” </3”
lan xichen was really like *traumadumps the weirdest fucking story you’ve ever heard* *flute solo* “do you know my brother is in love with you?” at like 2am in the span of five minutes and no one stopped him
I think we need to discuss the fact that wei wuxian would be the ultimate Husband Guy tm. wei wuxian who is Obsessed with referring to lan wangji as his husband, who’s always excited about everything that lan wangji does. like did you see my husband today isn’t he so handsome :^) isn’t this nice my husband got it for me :^) did you hear about what my husband did on the night hunt earlier isn’t he so brave :^) do you like this song my husband wrote it for me :^) wei wuxian who is disgustingly infatuated or what’s the fucking point
you know when headlines will refer to a famous person just as the spouse of the other famous person that they’re married to? that’s wei wuxian but with himself. he’ll be like hello I am hanguang juns husband and everybody is like THE YILING LAOZU???? and he’s like yeah hanguang juns husband
I also think that wei wuxian is simply living in domestic bliss as wei ying, hanguang juns husband until somebody threatens his loved ones. someone points a sword at lan wangji and suddenly they’re pointing a sword at lan zhan, the yiling laozus husband
Lan Sizhui and Jingyi smiling while Jin Ling stands next to them, looking at them with his arms crossed against his chest.
A sketch of the three juniors looking shocked. Lan Sizhui and Jingyi hold back Jin Ling and he throws out talismans.
A screenshot of a tumblr post saying, “…they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube”. The reblog, heavily edited says, “me as a junior disciple seeing Wei Wuxian and HanGuang-Jun return from a three day night hunt trip and then hearing HGJ named the song “wangxian” immediately after”. End Descriptions.]
