#tagora

heuristicallyinclined:

Tagora Gorjek is bringing in the most cursed 1950′s esque to any and every teal office party potluck. I mean shrimp, egg, battery, and pea gelatin. Jello salads Mayo salads. Perfection salads. The works. They are simultaneously extremely aesthetically pleasing and absolutely horrifying. I personally think teals eat weird shit in general, but even for teals he seems to have “discerning” taste.

He generally dislikes office parties but goes to them for the sake of appearances and of course, establishing dominance over all of his office mates in every way imaginable and that means culinary too. He’s bragging to Mspa Reader about his secret recipe and how he will, again, bring in the nicest thing to the potluck and does not elaborate. He wants to surprise them with his skills and has invited them as his plus one.

They get there and find a variety of weird food, but there, at the center, is an ornate jello molded abomination that he is deeply proud of. Stelsa commends him and says he always puts so much work into his dishes. Tyzias states more doesn’t mean better. Tagora refuses to take criticism from someone who showed up with ready made troll Publix sandwiches. Tegiri ends up bringing East Alternian food he made every time.

Lmao at Mspa Reader eating this in front of him out of politeness and trying to find something nice to say about it. Like what. Wow, I’ve never had anything like this before. I’ve never seen anyone try to mix this many textures together. Just forcing it down and using Tegiri’s food as a palate cleanser afterwards.

Tagora wearing ugly sweaters.

Galekh x (Pi)Tagora doodle (instead of studying)

AnotherGalekh x (Pi)Tagora doodle (stop me, I need to study)

It took me .001 seconds to notice this

Hnnnghhhh it’s THEM

Local hate date couple spotted in local.. uhhh town?