i just really like this guy
(717): How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
originally submitted by lapinquin
(814): He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
(814): All I could say was, “ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins”
(920): YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
(847): everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
(224): it’s like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.