#princess uomi

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silent princesses♡

(717): How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?

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(802): i can juggle bunnies

(1-802): cool

(802): on fire

(814): He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.

(814): All I could say was, “ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins”

(847): everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.

(224): it’s like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.

(440): Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.