Y/n just wanted a nice Thanksgiving dinner with everyone together since no one really had a family to go home to.
· Wanda had never celebrated Thanksgiving before and was doing her best to help Y/N in the kitchen
· Vision was trying the discuss the deeper meaning of Thanksgiving with an already tipsy Tony.
· Steve thought the idea was wonderful but when Y/N realized how horrible his cooking skills were she kicked him out.
· Rhodey and Sam would try to steal bites of food, but Wanda would literallythrow them across the room.
· Y/N appreciated Wanda wanting to help cook but no Wanda there is no Beef Stroganoff at Thanksgiving!
· Steve ended tried hiding the alcohol from Tony again, but Tony had put a tracker in the cart.
· Y/n furiously whipped and peeled potatoes because Sam liked his, but Tony only ate the box kind, Clint didn’t like his without a bit of garlic, but Natasha hated garlic, and Steve would not eat them unless every lump was gone!
· AND HEAVEN FORBID THEY DID NOT HAVE PUMPKIN PIE BUT HOW COULD THEIR BE THANKSGIVING WITHOUT PEACON PIE AND THAT ONLY LEAD TO SAM AND RHODEY ARGUING ABOUT THE CORRECT WAY TO PRONOUNCE PEACON.
· Y/N’s hands shook with anger as she peeled another potato. She’d be damned if she let these idiots ruin her Thanksgiving. She was an agent of Shield! A feared assassin! She could make five kinds of mashed potatoes, bread dressing, a turkey, two kinds of pies, and cranberry sauce even if it killed her!
· The fifth time Y/N caught Clint reaching towards the turkey from the vent above she chucked a potato at him
· In the end though once everything was finally cooked and they all sat down and ate it wasn’t that bad. Everyone laughed, joked, told stories, and all five kinds of mashed potatoes has been eaten by the end of meal
· It didn’t even matter they didn’t eat dinner till twelve in the morning which meant it wasn’t even Thanksgiving anymore (Y/N threw another potato at Clint when he pointed this out)
