#that fucking chocolate guy

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starryfictionalgirl:

How am I supposed to tell real bananas apart from chocolate ones anymore CHOCOLATE MAN!!!!

haliderants:

cardi-garden:

bewareofdragon:

saturnsocoolioyep:

Guys… you’re not gonna fucking believe this one

“Oh, he did notjust…”

Yes, he did. 

Get the fuck outta here

This man is the modern day equivalent of the clockwork masters who made strange, intricate wind-up toys for extremely wealthy people.  Exceptionally talented, astonishingly inventive, brilliantly skilled, and the pinnacle of craftsmanship that serves to astonish and delight.

lemon-badgeress:

haliderants:

cardi-garden:

bewareofdragon:

saturnsocoolioyep:

Guys… you’re not gonna fucking believe this one

“Oh, he did notjust…”

Yes, he did. 

Get the fuck outta here

This man is the modern day equivalent of the clockwork masters who made strange, intricate wind-up toys for extremely wealthy people.  Exceptionally talented, astonishingly inventive, brilliantly skilled, and the pinnacle of craftsmanship that serves to astonish and delight.

CHOCOLATE FUCKER’S BACK ON HIS BULLSHIT

monarobot:

aquilacalvitium:

transgirl-artemis:

girlwarlock:

starryfictionalgirl:

He put a goddamn light in the chocolate lighthouse!!!!

the technique for getting the rough texture on the stone was so cool to me, like deliberately fill the chocolate with little chunkies of sugar that won’t smooth out nicely

I thought the lighthouse was cool. Then I saw the octopus and I lost my shit.

Someone show this to the Our Flag Means Death cast and crew

ethereal-puppet:

i’ll never get over people on here talking about The Chocolate Guy like he’s some mystic fairy who emerges from the woods every few weeks lmao

like i follow him on instagram and he’ll post something and i’m like “oh cool :)” and then 3 days later it’s uploaded to tumblr and a thousand people are screaming in the notes like “HE’S BACK! THE CHOCOLATE GUY HAS RETURNED!!”

You mean he’s NOT a mystic fairy?!

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