“oh what nice glassblowing what a nice little art piece– FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY????”
SCREAM
Babe wake up, that fucking chocolate guy has moved on to other candy
Question, does Chocolate guy know the community of followers he has on this hellsite or is he just blissfully unaware because both situations are incredibly funny
This man is the modern day equivalent of the clockwork masters who made strange, intricate wind-up toys for extremely wealthy people. Exceptionally talented, astonishingly inventive, brilliantly skilled, and the pinnacle of craftsmanship that serves to astonish and delight.
what the fuck chocolate man
(no but @haliderants is right you could make a version of the nutcracker with this guy as the old toy maker but instead of toys it’s chocolate)
He put a goddamn light in the chocolate lighthouse!!!!
the technique for getting the rough texture on the stone was so cool to me, like deliberately fill the chocolate with little chunkies of sugar that won’t smooth out nicely
I thought the lighthouse was cool. Then I saw the octopus and I lost my shit.
Am I the only one who would LOVE to find a fanfic where it is discovered that Tony Stark is related to Amaury Guichon (AKA That Fucking Chocolate Guy)? Maybe he’s the son of the results of one of Howard’s one-night-stands so many years ago, or maybe actually a nephew/cousin of Maria. But you guys can see it, can’t you? Amaury is as much engineer as chef! He has a fucking power lathe as a kitchen tool!
i’ll never get over people on here talking about The Chocolate Guy like he’s some mystic fairy who emerges from the woods every few weeks lmao
like i follow him on instagram and he’ll post something and i’m like “oh cool :)” and then 3 days later it’s uploaded to tumblr and a thousand people are screaming in the notes like “HE’S BACK! THE CHOCOLATE GUY HAS RETURNED!!”
