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misinterpreted-alphabet-soup:

I need a cooking show with these three as the judges. Please.

liquorlaughslove:

nuggsmum:

whyndancer:

I beg your pardon

At this point he’s just fucking with us.

Wow just fucking wow

bewareofdragon:

saturnsocoolioyep:

Guys… you’re not gonna fucking believe this one

“Oh, he did notjust…”

Yes, he did. 

whyndancer:

I beg your pardon

liquorlaughslove:

nuggsmum:

whyndancer:

I beg your pardon

At this point he’s just fucking with us.

Wow just fucking wow

the-unnecessary-commentary:

krystal-prisms:

Amaury Guichon and kiwami japan have the same but opposite vibes

One can make anything out of chocolate and the other can make knives out of anything

Chocolate guy scares me because I will never trust any fancy piece isn’t actually edible.

Knife guy made a knife out of smoke. I fear him to my core.

wraithsonwingsposts:

dedicatedfollower467:

justpastryvideos:

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okay so i often watch these chocolate guy videos and think to myself “what is the point of making this out of chocolate? modeling chocolate is reportedly disgusting, this is not really intended for consumption, why doesn’t he just make it out of clay or something”

but watching this video i FINALLY realized.

chocolate is the only sculpture medium that you can melt and then freeze for effect without some serious equipment.

like. the process of letting the chocolate drip down over the water balloon? yeah that chocolate only needs to be, like, a little over 100F/38C. that’s a touchable temperature, that’s something that you can put your fingers in without burning them off. and then it freezes again at about room temperature! and granted you want the ambient environment a little colder than room temperature, because otherwise the heat from your hands will start to melt it, but again, being able to melt this medium with your hands isabonus.

clay doesn’t melt. you can make it liquid-y by adding water, but that doesn’t harden up again afterwards, or when it does, it’s EXTREMELY fragile. plastic melts, but at pretty high temperatures that can be dangerous to handle, and it’s also really easy to burn and will release toxic gases when it does burn. metal melts, but that’s obviously even HOTTER and MORE dangerous. wood doesn’t melt. stone technically melts but like. good luck with that one.

chocolate melts at a reasonable, human-touchable temperature and freezes again at room temperature, which means you can make solid shapes from dripping or pouring melted chocolate and letting it harden.

the only other sculpting medium i know that does that is wax, and i think wax is generally too soft/malleable overall for the kind of large structures that this guy makes.

so i finally, FINALLY fucking get why he does this shit in chocolate oh my god.

@hexadecimal00

thebibliosphere:

thefunnyandthoughtful:

anais-ninja-bitch:

thedragonemperess:

starryfictionalgirl:

It writes…the pencil fucking WRITES!!!

I thought this was plastic at first so I was super confused as to why OP was freaking out over the fact that it writes

But then I realized

Oh

It’s the chocolate guy

FUCK OFF

@thebibliosphere, you like chocolate makers, right? I hope this brings some cheer to your week!

What fucking wizardry… HOW

It’s in the School of Chocolate show I’ve been raving about! Love this show, it’s like GBBO but more chocolate. Chef Amaury is so ridiculously supportive.

incorrectinfinity:

krystal-prisms:

underfell-crystal:

pop-budgie:

justpastryvideos:

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“oh what nice glassblowing what a nice little art piece– FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY????”

SCREAM

Babe wake up, that fucking chocolate guy has moved on to other candy

Question, does Chocolate guy know the community of followers he has on this hellsite or is he just blissfully unaware because both situations are incredibly funny

doomed-jester:

I’m convinced that chocolate guy is some kind of confectionary siren.

Like HOW is every video so MESMERIZING. If I saw this over the bow of a boat I’d jump in for a better look

liquorlaughslove:

nuggsmum:

whyndancer:

I beg your pardon

At this point he’s just fucking with us.

Wow just fucking wow

lightthewaybackhome:

justpastryvideos:

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He made a mushroom! I want to eat it!

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