when you’re a pro seamstress and you don’t have a pro-level machine to work on it feels like you’re scratching in the dirt with a stick. finally getting an industrial machine that I can work quickly on is the real life equivalent of taking off my leg weights while fighting that asshole sand ninja.
My dad’s cat Bella (also known as Bella the Belly, Belly the Goosey, Bellybelly) was declawed by her previous owners, so every morning my dad puts a kitchen chair next to the front window and then goes outside and puts a line of peanuts on the porch rail so she can watch the squirrels eat. Then my dad gets to sit and eat breakfast and watch her lose her little kitty mind over the squirrels and birds.
today I almost cold cocked a bride’s sister at work and to reward myself for not committing felony assault I ate an entire stuffed crust three meat pizza
fun fact about David’s Bridal: when there’s no customers in the store all the staff try on the dresses because we never get to otherwise. I walked in the store a couple weeks ago and this new Vera Wang was on one of our front mannequins and my immediate reaction was MY TITS WOULD LOOK SO GOOD IN THIS.
And they did.
You look great! And yeah, trying on the dresses is the one of the best parts of working at David’s Bridal!!!! Your store looks great with the grey and white! My store still has pink and green. We need a remodel bad >.>
Yeah our store got gutted and redone like 4~ish? months ago and at first it looked like fresh heck but it’s grown on me. On the day before they knocked out the old registers and put in the new ones our managers had a final farewell ceremony for the creepy outdated Reese Witherspoon mural behind the counter that involved peeling off all the dollar store vinyl they covered her with five years ago and it felt like weird bridal archaeology lmao
fun fact about David’s Bridal: when there’s no customers in the store all the staff try on the dresses because we never get to otherwise. I walked in the store a couple weeks ago and this new Vera Wang was on one of our front mannequins and my immediate reaction was MY TITS WOULD LOOK SO GOOD IN THIS.
peak wedding retail is watching the only two men that work in your store become increasingly serious about their prank war until they’re taking a 12’ ladder from receiving to hang each other’s belongings from the break room ceiling
