#the dumbass didnt fall far from the tree
FIC: Wherein Sheila King is Trying Her Best, Y’all (MLB, Dingo File)
Rating: M / PG-16 / Older Teen
Characters/Pairings: Brielle Girard (OC), Dingo King (OC), Luka Couffaine, Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Sheila King (OC); Luka Couffaine & Dingo King, Luka Couffaine/Dingo King (according to Sheila), Dingo King/Brielle Girard, Luka Couffaine/Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Teenage Boys/Food
Summary: Sheila King is convinced her son is hiding his new boyfriend from her. There have just been too many Instances lately, no matter what either of the boys say. She doesn’t care that Perry is ‘in love’ with the artist or Luka is supposedly ‘dating’ that baker’s girl. There’s just no way hummus can be as good as her boys are claiming, dang it, and she’s determined to get to the bottom of things.
Author’s Notes/Warnings:There was this post on Tumblr, and I sent it to Mal saying “Convince me this isn’t a Dingo File”, and she very much did not convince me it wasn’t a Dingo File. (Even contributed, dare I say, by pointing out that Anarka would just pound on the door and remind them to use the condoms she bought him. And by reminding me of dessert hummus. And…you know what, this didn’t start out as a Dammit Mal, but somewhere along the way I lost complete control of Dingo’s mum and I feel like it kinda became a Dammit Mal, so dammit, Mal. )
“Wherein Sheila King is Trying Her Best, Y’all”
“N-nah, mate,” he coughed, gasping. “Too…too much.”
“I love it,” Luka answered, his voice low and sounding like he was lost in…ahem.