#ver fic
Notes: I thought I was being so clever with the last chapter. “They’re gonna think I uploaded the wrong chapter,” I thought. “This is gonna be such fun!” And not even twenty minutes later Quick’s like “so how long is it gonna take Ver to realize she’s tricked herself back into the Loops?” Y’all’ve got my number.
(Itried doing this as a sprint fic, bc I was using the “You’ve Got Mail AU” prompt from a few challenges ago, but around 5-6 sprints in I gave up and just wrote the damn thing. Also desperately trying to convince myself this doesn’t need to be a full-fledged AU – at least not before the three other AUs that came first get done. )
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Princess Heartmaker
Chapter Eight: Oh, My Dreams…it’s Never Quite as it Seems, ‘Cause You’re a Dream to Me
OneLuckyBug: 22:12: omg he’s at it again
OneLuckyBug: 22:12: My walls are shaking how is this legal
OneLuckyBug: 22:13: I have exams tomorrow, star. It’s almost midnight. I’m going to murder him.
imightevenBaRockStar22: 22:32: did you call the cops?
OneLuckyBug: 22:32: He finally stopped.
OneLuckyBug: 22:33: Aren’t you anti-police?
imightevenBaRockStar22: 22:33: hey, i have roger raincomprix on speed dial
imightevenBaRockStar22: 22:33: he’s an honorary uncle
OneLuckyBug: 22:34: Liar Shut up
imightevenBaRockStar22: 22:34: made you smile tho
Marinette’s smile warmed as she stared at the most recent message on her phone. He really had.
FIC: Wherein Sheila King is Trying Her Best, Y’all (MLB, Dingo File)
Rating: M / PG-16 / Older Teen
Characters/Pairings: Brielle Girard (OC), Dingo King (OC), Luka Couffaine, Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Sheila King (OC); Luka Couffaine & Dingo King, Luka Couffaine/Dingo King (according to Sheila), Dingo King/Brielle Girard, Luka Couffaine/Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Teenage Boys/Food
Summary: Sheila King is convinced her son is hiding his new boyfriend from her. There have just been too many Instances lately, no matter what either of the boys say. She doesn’t care that Perry is ‘in love’ with the artist or Luka is supposedly ‘dating’ that baker’s girl. There’s just no way hummus can be as good as her boys are claiming, dang it, and she’s determined to get to the bottom of things.
Author’s Notes/Warnings:There was this post on Tumblr, and I sent it to Mal saying “Convince me this isn’t a Dingo File”, and she very much did not convince me it wasn’t a Dingo File. (Even contributed, dare I say, by pointing out that Anarka would just pound on the door and remind them to use the condoms she bought him. And by reminding me of dessert hummus. And…you know what, this didn’t start out as a Dammit Mal, but somewhere along the way I lost complete control of Dingo’s mum and I feel like it kinda became a Dammit Mal, so dammit, Mal. )
“Wherein Sheila King is Trying Her Best, Y’all”
“N-nah, mate,” he coughed, gasping. “Too…too much.”
“I love it,” Luka answered, his voice low and sounding like he was lost in…ahem.
FIC: The Name Game (MLB/Lukanette, House Band)
Rating: K Plus / PG / All Ages
Characters/Pairings: Clara Couffaine (OC), Dewey Couffaine (OC), Harmony Couffaine (OC), Huey Couffaine (OC), Louie Couffaine (OC), Luka Couffaine, Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Melody Couffaine (OC); Luka Couffaine/Marinette Dupain-Cheng
Summary: Choosing Harmony’s middle name wasn’t hard. Neither was picking Melody’s, or even the Twins’. But by Clara, Luka and Marinette had run out of grandparents and were…struggling.
Author’s Notes/Warnings: There’s a blog (@miraculousfrenchculturehculture) that’s a bunch of French fans who answer culture questions for global fans (or: who viciously feed the plunny farm ), and they did a postthe other day about French middle name customs. Would y’all believe, even having Luka Llewellyn Couffaine, I never actually considered middle names for the Band? Plunnies bit, this week’s been a Week, so have some stupid family fluff.
“The Name Game”
Notes:…to everyone who’s starting to second-guess my (admittedly less than tenable) sanity and whether or not y’all should trust me…please remember this is ultimately a gift fic and I would not do Laurel dirty like that. Heads will be removed from asses by the end. I promise.
Princess Heartmaker
Chapter Five: And it’s Scary to Keep on Carrying all This Love