#the last one is a bit of a crack yes
Harry Potter couples in a haunted house
Drarry (Harry & Draco): Harry enjoys it tremendously, especially when he drags a scared and screaming Draco in a haunted house. Harry’s used to haunted house already (since he’s a Halfblood), but Draco’s so not used to it. He’s screaming, clutching on Harry’s shirt with his eyes closed while Harry protects him through the whole thing. And Draco will be looking all dishevelled and sweaty once they got out of the haunted house, Harry is pretty proud of it and Draco will never admit he cried.
Blairon (Blaise x Ron): Blaise is basically not scared of anything, Ron is half scared and half wanting to be brave, he offers to protect Blaise while shaking. Ron will definitely jump and scream when spiders appear in the haunted house. And if there are, Blaise will have to carry Ron in his arms like a bride out of there because there’s no way Ron’s walking in there anymore.
Theville (Neville x Theodore): Neville is scared but he can handle a haunted house, he tries to protect Theo but Theo isn’t scared at all, he’s so excited to go and the scary people in costumes in the haunted house might even try to flirt with him.
Pansmione (Pansy x Hermione): Hermione isn’t afraid of haunted house at all, she is still startled when they jump at her but nothing more, might even laugh the whole way there. Pansy will scream and curse a lot when someone jumps at her to scare her, she has never cursed so much her whole life.
Linny (Ginny x Luna): Luna, being the sweet Ravenclaw she is, would try to talk to everyone and ask them meaningful questions while they’re trying to scare her. For Ginny, she isn’t scared, she’d try to protect Luna the whole way, might even punch someone for jumping out to scare them.
Jegulus (James x Regulus): James is surprisingly jumpy when it comes to haunted houses. He starts as the one protecting Regulus but throughout the trip, Regulus is the one dragging him out of there because he isn’t afraid of it at all.
Wolfstar (Remus x Sirius): Remus would curse a lot, and trying to lead Sirius to the right way because Sirius keeps jumping, screaming and wanting to go back out.
Lucissa (Lucius x Narcissa): Lucius is straight up crying and Narcissa has to drag him out because she’s a badass lady.
