#incorrect drarry quotes
Harry: see you in hell.
Draco:are you asking me out on a date?
Draco:because, if so, i accept.
Harry:How petty can you get?
Draco: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Harry: You’re a dick, Malfoy!
Draco: Oh yeah? Well, I am what I eat!
Harry:What?
Draco:…What?
Harry:…
Harry: Wanna eat mine?
Pansy: What’s the worst thing your father did?
Draco: When I came out, he made me take extra duelling class. But it backfired, now I can take an opponent down while sucking a d—
Pansy: I get it!
James: Looks like I caught a fallen angel
Regulus: I literally just fell down the stairs
James: But I did catch you, right?
Regulus: It’s because I was trying to avoid stepping on the bunch of roses you put there
James: …is that a yes?
Draco: If Potter is not going to pin me down and kiss me like he means it, what is he even doing?
Pansy: Not having to listen to this, which is a blessing for him
Pansy: Do you think you can tell Harry to stand up? He’s in my spot
Draco: Oh, okay, no biggie
Draco: *sits on Harry’s lap*
Pansy: …now you’re both in my seat
Draco: Yeah, but Harry’s standing up now
Pansy: He’s no—oh
If kid!Draco meets future!Draco:
Lucius: How was your graduation at Hogwarts?
Draco: It’s nice
Narcissa: I’m glad, what did you bring home?
Draco: My clothes, lots of books, quills, my boyfriend Harry, some pictures
Lucius: Excuse me?
Draco:What?
Lucius: Do you bring your brooms back too?
Draco: Oh yeah
Lucius: Okay good
Draco:…
Lucius: Wait a minute—
Narcissa: *sighs*
*The Triwizard Tournament*
Pansy: Oh, I can’t believe Cedric survived the Second Task!
Draco: Cedric survived?
Pansy:…you were looking at Potter the whole time, weren’t you?
Draco:No
Pansy:Draco
Draco:Yeah…
Harry: *takes off shirt*
Draco *looks up at the sky*: Nice job
Harry Potter couples in a haunted house
Drarry (Harry & Draco): Harry enjoys it tremendously, especially when he drags a scared and screaming Draco in a haunted house. Harry’s used to haunted house already (since he’s a Halfblood), but Draco’s so not used to it. He’s screaming, clutching on Harry’s shirt with his eyes closed while Harry protects him through the whole thing. And Draco will be looking all dishevelled and sweaty once they got out of the haunted house, Harry is pretty proud of it and Draco will never admit he cried.
Blairon (Blaise x Ron): Blaise is basically not scared of anything, Ron is half scared and half wanting to be brave, he offers to protect Blaise while shaking. Ron will definitely jump and scream when spiders appear in the haunted house. And if there are, Blaise will have to carry Ron in his arms like a bride out of there because there’s no way Ron’s walking in there anymore.
Theville (Neville x Theodore): Neville is scared but he can handle a haunted house, he tries to protect Theo but Theo isn’t scared at all, he’s so excited to go and the scary people in costumes in the haunted house might even try to flirt with him.
Pansmione (Pansy x Hermione): Hermione isn’t afraid of haunted house at all, she is still startled when they jump at her but nothing more, might even laugh the whole way there. Pansy will scream and curse a lot when someone jumps at her to scare her, she has never cursed so much her whole life.
Linny (Ginny x Luna): Luna, being the sweet Ravenclaw she is, would try to talk to everyone and ask them meaningful questions while they’re trying to scare her. For Ginny, she isn’t scared, she’d try to protect Luna the whole way, might even punch someone for jumping out to scare them.
Jegulus (James x Regulus): James is surprisingly jumpy when it comes to haunted houses. He starts as the one protecting Regulus but throughout the trip, Regulus is the one dragging him out of there because he isn’t afraid of it at all.
Wolfstar (Remus x Sirius): Remus would curse a lot, and trying to lead Sirius to the right way because Sirius keeps jumping, screaming and wanting to go back out.
Lucissa (Lucius x Narcissa): Lucius is straight up crying and Narcissa has to drag him out because she’s a badass lady.
Pansy: What are you for Halloween?
Draco:Straight
Ron: *screams*
Draco: I’m going to show you my favourite place when I was in Hogwarts
Ron: The closet?
Draco:…
Ron: Because you were in the closet until you started dating Harry—
Draco: I know, Ron! It’s not the closet!
Harry: How big is your bed?
Draco: Why do you ask?
Harry: Just for research
Draco: It’s quite big
Harry: Yeah? Can I get in with you?
Draco:…
Draco: Get out
harry: i’ve finally realised why you’re named after a constellation
harry: because yo—
draco: my eyes sparkle like the stars, i know, i know
harry: how did you—
draco: i heard lupin using that on his weird prisoner boyfriend the other day
harry:
draco: you’re not original, potter
harry: omg he’s so cute
draco: who is cute?
draco: he’s not cute
draco: pfft even if he was he’d be soooo out of your league!
draco: wait- who are we referring to again?
draco: oh yeah. that NOT CUTE guy
draco: so un-cute i’ve never seen anyone so the opposite of cute
harry: you have very strong opinions on that little niffler over there
draco:
draco:oh
*draco and harry rooming together, 8th year*
draco: top or bottom?
harry: bottom, definitely
draco: dammit, me too
harry: well one of us will have to compromise we can’t both be bottom
draco:
harry: okay fine but if i fall off the top bunk in my sleep it’s your fault
harry, coming home from work: i’m home! what’s for dinner? i’m starving
draco, draped over the kitchen bench: do you really want dinner… or do you want me?
harry: nah definitely dinner i haven’t eaten all day
draco:
harry: is that lasagne i smell?
draco: yes, perhaps my ruthless bullying was because of the undying and emotionally frustrating love i feel towards you
harry:
draco: oh don’t flatter yourself potter, i hate your guts
lucius: my lord, i am beginning to worry about draco. he never comes out of his room and he’s very quiet
voldemort: i shall sort him out, don’t worry
*later that night. voldemort listening at draco’s door*
draco, on a floo call: yeah he looked extra ugly today. he’s still grey. yes, harry, he still has no nose and wants to kill you. i’m aware he’s an idiot- he’s living in my house don’t you think i know that?! okay. goodnight. i love you too.
voldemort:what
draco: seriously, potter can you quit being gay for one second?!
harry: if you get off my lap then yeah maybe
