The Old Guard + John Mulaney Quotes (¾)

Andy in every scene:

Everyone (except Nile) to Booker:

Joe, Nicky, Andy, and Quynh:

Nile protecting mortal Andy:

Nicky in the 11th century:

Quynh after giving up in the desert:

Nile when Copley tries to help the rescue mission:

The whole-ass movie:

The Old Guard + John Mulaney Quotes (2/4)

Andy being emo about Quynh:

Booker being depressed:

Joe and Nicky in the van:

When Nile joined the gang:

Me to Quynh:

Nile to Andy about Merrick:

Merrick’s soldiers on their way to the church:

Andy and Booker bringing the immortal angst:

The Old Guard + John Mulaney Quotes (4/4)

Andy being her cynical self:

Joe about Booker’s betrayal:

Nile jumping out of a moving car with nowhere to escape to:

Quynh in the iron coffin:

Nile about Joe and Nicky:

Immediately after the flashback where Lykon dies:

Joe and Nicky after Merrick says anything:

Booker coping (badly) with immortality:

joe: i talk lot, don’t i?

nicky: yes but it’s nice. i like hearing your thoughts

vs.

booker: grapes are easy to aquire and easy to eat

andy: if you say anything else about this topic i will rip your spleen out of your body and fashion it into a tophat

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