#joe x nicky
“his kiss still thrills me, even after a millennia”
yep yep yep yep this is beautiful yep
ill never b over joe and nicky being horny on main 24/7 ok
-nicky keeping himself warm thinking about the Malta Sex Vacation™ while being fucking tortured
-nicky, thirteen seconds after being tortured, turning to joe like ‘so i was thinking about our Malta Sex Vacation™’ without any prompting
-joe looking at nicky like this
-joe looking at nicky like This
-joe in the comic whipping out this line with approximately 0% shame or remorse
like. oof
all y’all must go to horny jail immediately
Swords and flowers- theme prompt with @vivsdraws
Yeah, regency-era Joe and Nicky because I CAN
Sometimes it’s just nice to have someone read to you…
FAMILY PHOTO
I just think they’re neat
The Old Guard + John Mulaney Quotes (¾)
Andy in every scene:
Everyone (except Nile) to Booker:
Joe, Nicky, Andy, and Quynh:
Nile protecting mortal Andy:
Nicky in the 11th century:
Quynh after giving up in the desert:
Nile when Copley tries to help the rescue mission:
The whole-ass movie:
a little detail i love about nicky and joe’s relationship is the amount of time they’re not glued to each other’s sides, the times when they’re sitting at opposite ends of the table or in different parts of the car, because they don’t NEED to be at each other’s sides all the time. they’ve been together for 900 years, they are INCREDIBLY secure in their relationship. it would’ve been really easy to make the mistake of having them be Super Affectionate All The Time to indicate how deeply in love they are, but they’re clearly past needing that, with the obvious exception being when they’re first captured and very frightened. the rest of the time it’s just a little wink, a forehead tap, banter full of private jokes, which conveys the depth of their love so much better because it all clearly says “i’ve been here for 900 years, you and i both know i’m not going anywhere”
Joe as the artist who followed the evolution and development of art over a millenia but maintained an interest in mathematics and physics and Nicky as the doctor and scientists who watched the evolution of medicine as well as the musician who learned to play the oud and then the guitarra… Joe as the artist who’s been irrevocably influenced by the styles of the Italian and Christian culture and Nicky as the medical scientist who’s been irrevocably influenced by the science and culture of the Islamic world…. i have THOUGHTS
I’m really glad we never considered jicky or noe as ship names.
I think that’s very sexy of us.
The Old Guard + John Mulaney Quotes (2/4)
Andy being emo about Quynh:
Booker being depressed:
Joe and Nicky in the van:
When Nile joined the gang:
Me to Quynh:
Nile to Andy about Merrick:
Merrick’s soldiers on their way to the church:
Andy and Booker bringing the immortal angst: