Just realised that if Donald Trump wins the presidential elections, it’ll be 5 years before we can even think about a canon Destiel.. Dammit America, what are you doing!
Whatever happened to the ‘Urban Supernatural Horror’ genre of the 90s? They were usually set in unnamed, generic cities that were grey and cold and vaguely threatening in a soul-crushing way. They featured lonely broken characters who find their strength and will to live when they wander down the wrong alley and chance upon some dark horror that no one would believe.
Where did these movies go? Was it just Clive Barker the whole time?
Do you have any to add to the list? What was your favorite?
The Prophecy | 1995 | Gregory Widen RT: 41% The angel Gabriel comes to Earth to collect a soul which will end the stalemated war in Heaven, and only a former priest and a little girl can stop him. Stars: Christopher Walken, Elias Koteas
The next john mulaney esque individual to win and break the hearts of every soft late teens early 20s high net worth family white girl on both of americas coasts will be named Tristan Brothers. he will be 6 feet flat and have a distinctive, catchy voice and an inoffensive silhouette. he will have a mysterious career where it is slowly revealed that his family made millions by lobbying for israel. all his jokes will be about owning a dog and having relatable dog antics. he will have 3 blockbuster netflix comedy specials and he will allude to a general knowledge of a life harder than you can ever fucking imagine between jokes about getting locked out of his email and drinking with famous celebrities. we will find a section of his body in 9 different buildings throughout new york and once all of them are found a bomb will go off killing 342,523 people in june of 2025
