#the queue is people
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
Oðinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth,
And bathed his count'nance fair.
Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar,
I found on the cold pavement
While returning in glory | from a grand hunt
For a 3 AM quesadilla.I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful.
ay@systlinhmu
My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.
Solen sken, skönt gyllene
Dagen Tor föddes
På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
Där låg Loke
—KJN
My translation:
The sun shone, sweet golden
The day of Tor’s birth
On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
There lay Loki
(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
ay yo show ur husband
I found this gem on twitter and I’m laughing so hard now
It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame
Please, enlighten us
So the thing with chickens are, they are adaptable and frankly, do not care.
you
can
use
just
about
anything
Here are some more that I like:
This is amazing. I have been blessed by this knowledge
hey heads up if you get a youtube ad that’s chris pratt telling you not to skip, take his advice. it’s an ad for the Lego Movie 2 that literally plays the entire first movie
Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite
beepboop. censorbot approved
“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.
old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time
Studio Ghibli: the name of our movie would be “Laputa: Castle in the sky”
People who don’t speak Spanish: OH that’s amazing
People who speak Spanish: *choke on saliva* La QUE?!
*opens tinder*
*sees the name “Brantleigh”*
*closes tinder*
*reopens tinder*
*closes tinder*
Hey I’m having an aneurism
I don’t even have anything to add with this one
…drittney?
it’s drittney bitch
it’s drittney ditch
*makes a phone call*
*walks around in circles*
Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.
Fucking stupid ass brain
Splash your hand in the water