#the royal queue

existloudlys-blog:

arrogantsuggestion:

No doubt in my mind, it’s all for me.

everyone saying “ugh that’s so self-centered” who tf am I supposed to be centered on ?

cdpdoodler:

lol ur cute…… wanna disprove everyone who ever doubted us later lol

elytrians:

elytrians:

“are you good?” morally? no

emotionally? also no

totallyfubar:

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

garthgender:

garthgender:

It’s my favorite thing in the world when villains are written too well and it like crosses the line from “realistic motivation” to “wait why are we supposed to disagree with them again?” It’s so fun when the evil girlies are right they’re just also killing people about it

Supervillains will be like “equal rights would be nice to have” and then stab someone & I’m just like ok slay

Emotional manipulation is fun, easy to do, and rarely has any negative consequences for either party

proudnb:

Some will feel that nonbinary people are too “confusing” and “abnormal” to ever try to understand or accept.

But, that is because our beauty and magnificence is more than they can grasp.

Their limited existence is no reason for you to dim your glory.

unbotheredmuse:

(Image description: a tweet by Honey (@benegotherit) reading “I firmly believe that the point of being alive is to have a nice time. Many find this problematic.” End description.)

Never be afraid to take what you need. Take that nap. Treat yourself to a snack. Steal those jewels. Kill your nemesis-

moraymess:

I think people often forget that anger is one of the most important facets of activism. Politeness and respectability do not create meaningful change. Make yourself large and dangerous and impossible to ignore.

I loathe hypocrisy. Unless, of course, I am the one doing it.

7filenotfound7:

Damn girl the power of love and friendship aren’t working :/ time to kill someone or whatever

If people keep denying you the things you need, no matter how kindly you ask, that’s your sign to take it.

hell-propaganda:

Other adults won’t tell you this but making bad decisions on purpose is fun

funkyness:

“sick” and “wicked” are the best compliments. this is so good it’s diseased. this is so cool it’s evil

I am transgender and I think there should be more violence

biautist:

they have a certain gnc quoi

guerrillatech:

(Image description: a grainy still of a video (probably originally on VCR) of a man in a grey suit standing in what appears to be an abandoned house. The walls are covered in graffiti, most prominently several anarchist symbols and the words “I hate cops”. The man is saying “This is what the kids call ‘based’.” End description.)

angryuserboxes:

// userbox ID: this user is not the “bigger person” //

arrogantsuggestion:

It’s pathetic seeing you think that we are on the same level. It’s proof that you really are beneath me.

Selflessness is a totally unhinged concept. “Oh everyone matters except me so I’m gonna sacrifice myself for their benefit!” What makes you so special? What makes you the one person unworthy of your glorious beneficence? Get off your high horse

lesbiangordoncole:

the three most offensive words you can say to a woman are “stop killing people”

warluigi:

Women in STEM (serial killing, torture, execution & murder)

ouroborosmotifs:

lycanthropy is the best metaphor for the constant tug between “i’m not monstrous all the time so maybe i’m redeemable” and the cruel reminder that “just because my monstrosity isn’t visible doesn’t mean it’s not there”

wizardpotions:

There’s no mobility in a job like court wizard, regulations and whatever they’re never going to promote you. Quit and become an evil warlock and terrorise the townsfolk.

be your own boss!

volstrucker:

yes i know i killed people, your honor, but in my defense? i was understimulated.

void-lesbian:

motivate your local villains, they’re trying

freakqueer:

being a queer freak is great and if you’re a queer freak ilu

What a fantastic day to remember that no one can tell me what to do <3

ashstfu:

sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. as if its my fault

drowsylawliet:

yeah im a dilf (disgusting insane little freak)

transmortifried:

ghoul-wizard:

I’m the guy who goes around giving small change to low level monsters

(Image description: an edited Achewood comic panel. It is black and white and digitally drawn, and shows two anthropomorphic animals sitting at a desk. The one facing the audience says, “Why did you send a check for 30 gold to “goblin”.” The one facing away responds “I like their product! I wanted ‘em to have a little walkin’ around money!” End description.)

woundthatswallows:

i am a big believer in biting people

heavensghost:

heavensghost:

what’s that quote that goes something like ‘love humiliates you, hate cradles you’ ????

(Image text: Isn’t it funny. I’m enjoying my hatred so much more than I ever enjoyed love. Love is temperamental. Tiring. It makes demands. Love uses you, changes its mind. But hatred, now, that’s something you can use. Sculpt. Wield. It’s hard, or soft, however you need it. Love humiliates you, but Hatred cradles you.

Janet Fitch, White Oleander.

End image text.)