#evil overlord

Emotional manipulation is fun, easy to do, and rarely has any negative consequences for either party

Never be afraid to take what you need. Take that nap. Treat yourself to a snack. Steal those jewels. Kill your nemesis-

I loathe hypocrisy. Unless, of course, I am the one doing it.

If people keep denying you the things you need, no matter how kindly you ask, that’s your sign to take it.

I am transgender and I think there should be more violence

Selflessness is a totally unhinged concept. “Oh everyone matters except me so I’m gonna sacrifice myself for their benefit!” What makes you so special? What makes you the one person unworthy of your glorious beneficence? Get off your high horse

What a fantastic day to remember that no one can tell me what to do <3

Funny how everything I like is in good taste, and everything I don’t is objectively bad? Actually it’s not funny I’m just always right

“Oh the nature of life is that good always wins, your evil deeds will come to naught, blah blah blah” so then why are you putting so much effort into convincing me to give up, hm?

Me, evilly filing the evil paperwork needed to make sure my evil empire runs evil smoothly: You know this isn’t as fun as I thought it’d be

Nobody gets what they deserve, and let me tell you, that looks a lot better when what you deserve is, like, bad things

“I’m definitely not evil.”

-Sirius

When they first met, neither of them knew who the other one was. After all, it was supposed to be a random one-night stand, nothing more.

Their second meeting was on the battlefield. And that’s when the Chosen One and the Evil Overlord realized how they slept together the night prior to the attack.

I for one welcome our fluffy new overlord.