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[Image 1 ID: A close up photo of a person’s hands as they load a gun. One hand holds the gun while the other puts ammo into the gun. The hand holding the gun is labelled “Me”. The gun is labelled “My phone”. The ammo is labelled “Weird pictures with no context”]
[Image 2 ID: A close up of a gun taken from behind, as though the photo was taken from the perspective of a person pointing the gun. The sites of the gun are centered on the bullseye of a black-and-white target. The bullseye is labelled “Group chats”. End ID]
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This is the first picture I was given of my unborn son
congratulations it’s a computer error
[Image ID: A close up of an ultrasound photo being held in a person’s hand. The ultrasound image is obscured by a pop-up window which reads “UP-D23M0 Warning: No ink ribbon. Please replenish ink ribbon. To continue printing, click retry. Window will automatically retry after 5 seconds.” There are two buttons on the pop-up, which say “Retry” and “Cancel”. End ID]
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[Image ID: A post by facebook user Helen Wong in a facebook group titled “Simply Garfield’s group page”. The post reads “I love Paris” and includes a picture of the Eiffel Tower which has been edited so that a giant CGI Garfield (as in the cat Garfield) stands on his hind legs and leans casually against the tower. He is just barely shorter than the Eiffel Tower and is equally as wide as the tower’s base. Below the image, it says “Bobby Brusberg and 74 others like this” and “1 share”. Below that is a comment by user Margaret Oesterreicher who responded “Garfield go find those ISIS RATS!! Pick them up and throw them back to where they came from.. Don’t eat too much Pizza or Laszonia …and get bloated with gas.. That’s it! Catch the ISIS rats and squeeze the cheese..(rotten gases) to the point of no return ( lifeless) ..”. Her comment has exactly 1 like. End ID]
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Has science gone too far?
[Image ID: A facebook post which reads “Any1 wanna buy an eye fone? Lol x”. Below the text is a photo of an almost-bald white man, who has a Samsung mobile phone (seemingly an older model, with a keypad) wedged between his face and his eyeglasses. The man in the photo is smiling slightly. End ID]
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[Image ID: A screenshot of a meme with the caption “LLMAOOOO LIKE IF YOU’VE DONE THIS” followed by 5 crying-laughing emojis. Below the caption are two diagrams, both of which show a side view of the human respiratory system.
The diagram on the left shows oxygen inhalation. A blue arrow pointed at the person’s nose/mouth is labelled “O2 in” and “Air inhaled”. A blue “tube” reaches from the person’s nose, to where their ear would be, and down into their throat, where it connects to the lungs. There are ten red arrows showing the expansion of the lungs and rib cage, one outward blue arrow showing the rise of the chest, and one downward blue arrow showing the lungs pushing downward on the diaphragm. Below the diagram is a text box which reads “Inhalation: Diaphragm moves down” with a red arrow pointing at the region just below the lungs.
The diagram on the right shows oxygen exhalation. This diagram has a purple arrow pointing outwards from the mouth labelled “CO2 out” and “Air exhaled”. The “tube” coming from the person’s nose is now purple, as are the lungs, which are also much smaller than those in the first diagram. There are ten red arrows, this time showing the deflating of the lungs, one inwards purple arrow to show the fall of the chest, and one upward arrow showing the upward movement of the diaphragm. Below the diagram is a text box which reads “Exhalation: Diaphragm moves up” with a red arrow pointing at the region below the lungs. End ID]
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[Image 1 ID: A screenshot of a youtube video titled “Sad emo story” by user “1une1″. The video shows a photo of a woman sitting barefoot on a wood-paneled floor with her back against the wall. The woman’s knees are bent towards her chest, and her head is bent down as she combs her fingers through her hair. The image has a sepia filter on it, and black text centered on the photo reads “she was alive.”]
[Image 2 ID: A screenshot of the same youtube video. Everything in the video is identical to what was shown in the first image, except the text has changed so that it reads “but she was like dead.” End ID]
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