#just shower thoughts

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imagine if Anya Taylor-Joy and Aaron Taylor-Johnson started dating

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For people learning English, there’s a subtle but important difference between ‘eating someone out’ and ‘chewing someone out’.

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Most porn sites have a dark theme so they are easier on the eyes since you are more likely to visit them at night

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The term “adult toy” always refers to something you can shove up your asshole and never like a big race car.

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Society would be quite different if there was a timer over everyone’s head indicating how long it’s been since they last masturbated.

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It’s not very strange that people can’t find the clitoris when they can’t even find the blinkers in a car.

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When someone receives a blowjob, they are literally having the life sucked out of them.

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It’s pretty lucky that the BBC snagged their website URL when they did.

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Out of all the reasons to hate people, skin color seems the most lazy.

everyone plays BaJie with a working class type accent but wasn’t he a heavenly general? so shouldn’t he have like a posher / military accent? #justshowerthoughts

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An everything bagel is proof that you can seemingly have it all and still have a hole inside you

That hole is called your digestive tract and it’s where you’re supposed to put the bagel when you’re done philosophizing about it. *ding*

The more I see everything bagels mentioned the more I think that it might actually be a thing, and saying that will undoubtedly lead to outrage of many mutuals going crazy about how I either don’t know about everything bagels or about how stupid I am. Probably both

They are a thing and I think typically supposed to be everytopping/flavoring in the restaurant but I’ve also never had one so idk

Everything bagels typically have sesame seeds, poppy seeds, onion, garlic, and salt on them!

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Batman is definitely on cocaine no way anyone could be up all night fighting crime and then go to business meetings the next day without any sleep

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If the moon landing was a hoax, the Soviets would have gone out of their way to prove it was faked

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If people stranded on deserted islands don’t clean up the ‘Help’ signs before they leave, rescuers would spend hours looking for someone who isn’t there.

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If the large intestine is the colon the small intestine is the semi-colon.

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Luke really got the raw end of the deal having to grow up on a moisture farm in the desert, while Leia got to be a princess

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Nothing made Gandalf more relatable than when he couldn’t remember his password even after being given the hint.

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Nothing made Gandalf more relatable than when he couldn’t remember his password even after being given the hint.

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Wile E. Coyote could’ve bought 100 turkey dinners with all the money he wasted trying to catch the Road Runner.

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