#just shower thoughts
imagine if Anya Taylor-Joy and Aaron Taylor-Johnson started dating
I bet Rick Astley struggles with lent
For people learning English, there’s a subtle but important difference between ‘eating someone out’ and ‘chewing someone out’.
Most porn sites have a dark theme so they are easier on the eyes since you are more likely to visit them at night
The term “adult toy” always refers to something you can shove up your asshole and never like a big race car.
Society would be quite different if there was a timer over everyone’s head indicating how long it’s been since they last masturbated.
It’s not very strange that people can’t find the clitoris when they can’t even find the blinkers in a car.
When someone receives a blowjob, they are literally having the life sucked out of them.
It’s pretty lucky that the BBC snagged their website URL when they did.
Out of all the reasons to hate people, skin color seems the most lazy.
everyone plays BaJie with a working class type accent but wasn’t he a heavenly general? so shouldn’t he have like a posher / military accent? #justshowerthoughts
An everything bagel is proof that you can seemingly have it all and still have a hole inside you
That hole is called your digestive tract and it’s where you’re supposed to put the bagel when you’re done philosophizing about it. *ding*
The more I see everything bagels mentioned the more I think that it might actually be a thing, and saying that will undoubtedly lead to outrage of many mutuals going crazy about how I either don’t know about everything bagels or about how stupid I am. Probably both
They are a thing and I think typically supposed to be everytopping/flavoring in the restaurant but I’ve also never had one so idk
Everything bagels typically have sesame seeds, poppy seeds, onion, garlic, and salt on them!
Batman is definitely on cocaine no way anyone could be up all night fighting crime and then go to business meetings the next day without any sleep
If the moon landing was a hoax, the Soviets would have gone out of their way to prove it was faked
If people stranded on deserted islands don’t clean up the ‘Help’ signs before they leave, rescuers would spend hours looking for someone who isn’t there.
If the large intestine is the colon the small intestine is the semi-colon.
Luke really got the raw end of the deal having to grow up on a moisture farm in the desert, while Leia got to be a princess
Nothing made Gandalf more relatable than when he couldn’t remember his password even after being given the hint.
Nothing made Gandalf more relatable than when he couldn’t remember his password even after being given the hint.
Wile E. Coyote could’ve bought 100 turkey dinners with all the money he wasted trying to catch the Road Runner.
If a priest passed the bar exam, he technically is a Father-In-Law