#they don’t exist
do you ever accidentally start shipping something that is so obscure you can’t even find a ship tag, there’s pretty much nothing, it’s like you’re one of the six people in this entire world that ever saw these characters and thought “wow they could be a thing”
and then you’re like “shit i’ve really outdone myself this time”
Can’t think why any young people John knows would be reluctant to discuss any mental health issues they’ve been having with him…
