#third witch

Boil and Bubble

“Fuck you, Helen,” the Third Witch says to the Second, “you and your stupid health drinks. I want a real fucking cocktail.” The Third Witch just wants to get shitfaced on some funky sweet stuff, is that too much to ask?

(She is also secretly Irish, having been carted off to Scotland under unknown circumstances when she was just a wee lass. Don’t ask her about it, it’s a touchy subject.)

Ingredients:

• 6 cl Baileys
  
• 4 cl Cointreau
• 2 cl Whiskey (we suggest Jameson for this one)
• 5 tablespoons of pumpkin puree (as described here)
• Lots of crushed ice

Preparation:

Mix all the liquids and combine with the pumpkin puree until the latter has dissolved (ideally, shake and strain). Fill whiskey glass to the brim with crushed ice and pour in the drink. The amounts given above should roughly fill two glasses. Drink like water, you won’t even notice there’s alcohol in there. Repeat until you’re sloshed enough to no longer notice Helen talking about what clothes to knit for her grand nephew’s toddler.