#this aria fucking slaps
Them:Ugh I hate opera.
Me: But Hamilton is an opera and I know you like that.
Them:
Me:
Them:Wait what
Them: No I mean operatic singing opera. Not a musical in which the entire production is sung opera.
Me:Oh okay that’s different then. Why?
Them: Because I can’t understand any of it.
Me: Are you under the impression that you’re supposed to understand opera?
Them:Then why do you watch it?
Me: It’s like extreme sports you can vibe to.
Them:…
Them:What?
Them: There’s no way that opera can be that impressive or difficult.
Me:
Them: Holy sh*t
Opera is super physical!
I’ve yet to have the fortune of costuming one, but one thing I learned in school is opera requires lots of special design/construction considerations. You need to accommodate the movement of extremely large, flexible, and powerful chests!
I’ve heard stories about ladies busting the seams of steel boned corsets with the sheer force of their expanding lungs.
