#this is literally what happened
Stede: *stabbed and half-strangled*
Ed: noo don’t die you’re so sexy aha <3
gai-sucks-titties-in-my-basement:
Obito warns Madara that Gai looks dumb and stupid and ugly but not to underestimate him because he’s jacked as fuck and Madaras like “ok” but then sees the man Obito is referring to and it’s the sexiest creature Madara has ever seen before in his two lives and he says that to Obito which makes Obito finally abandon Madaras will because Obito has objectively horrible taste and opinions . Madara asks for Gais only fans after their epic and testosterone filled battle but Gai can’t give it to him because he’s been turned into burnt toast
Dr Glassman: I’ve made a decision regarding your future as a surgical resident.
Morgan: I realise you’ve made a decision.
Morgan: But given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.
