#this is perfect
“Hello darkness, my old friend”
Izzy Hands as the only human in a muppets film is one of the best descriptions I’ve seen of a character’s energy
The idea of Newt Pulsifer’s unironic anti device curse being passed down through the family is just something that I’d like to read.
The combo of Newt’s curse and anathema being an environmentally aware anti-governmental witch would make their kids like these Huge leaders in the movement to get back to the earth and work along with nature. Oh gosh now I really gotta think about this because the would would be even more tech advanced for their kids and they would just go along frying everything.
I was thinking it came about from Adultery Pulsifer downwards in parallel with the rise of the Devices, but your line of thought is cool too!
So, no one really notices it until the Industrial Revolution.
Richard Pulsifer had a run of bad luck with employment through the cotton industry. Machines would seize or jam for no apparent reason. He knew that the future lay in this automation of labour, so he kept trying to overcome this bizarre affect right up until his death. He was crushed by a loom.
John Pulsifer, scarred by his father’s demise, abhorred the textile industry and took the small settlement offered by the mill owner to purchase a farm. He worked hard and turned a profit from the land, keeping his young wife and widow mother comfortable. He kept things simple right up until his son, Joseph Pulsifer, suggested investing in a traction engine to ease the work load. John was getting older and finding that the work was starting to take its toll. They bought a shiny Burrell engine with the intent to lease it to neighbouring farms for a bit of extra income. It never worked.
By the time that Joseph took over the farm, it was clear that they couldn’t compete with the increased efficiency and productivity of their neighbours. Machinery refused to work on the Pulsifer land. He sold the farm and moved his family south, hoping for opportunities in the cities. Having been accustomed to horses, he made a fine living as a hackney cab driver.
When his son, another John, came of age, he expanded his business to two carriages and three horses. This good fortune wasn’t to last much longer, as the introduction of electric cabs heralded a new age for transportation.
Ever possessed by that Pulsifer need to embrace new technology, John Pulsifer learned all he could about the electric motor in preparation for investing in one. Three days after he signed the paperwork, the first internal combustion powered cab took to the road. Undeterred, John ran his electric cab around London, frequently breaking down and losing his customers to passing cabs of both horse and combustion power.
Daniel Pulsifer was largely unaffected by the family curse, except for the time it saved his life. In a trench along the western front, tired and miserable, he saw a grenade bounce at his feet. In a panic, he stamped on it as one might a spider or mouse, and the internal mechanism seized completely. He survived the war and married his sweetheart back home.
Stanley Pulsifer was a postman. Exempt from military service, he avoided the worst of the second world war. He was content with life and enjoyed his route. It wasn’t until he got too slow on his feet that he was moved to a position in the sorting office. The mail sorting machine was installed just six months before his retirement but it didn’t work property until after he’d left. Until the day it was replaced, people swore that it had a mind of its own.
Andrew Pulsifer joined the navy at 16. He was almost immediately discharged from the navy and asked, very politely, to never step foot on a British vessel again. Every year or so, a black car would pull up to his house, take him to a dockyard, and deposit him alongside a ship with the instruction to “fix it”. He wouldn’t comprehend the implications of his actions until the end of the cold war, but they paid him very well to do very little.
Charles Pulsifer was tragically killed whilst trying to program his VCR. He left a widow and a young son.
Newton Pulsifer saved the world.
ok. NOW that i remembered, i wanna share one of my favorite sans headcanons ever, which is that if papyrus got interested in engineering through puzzles SANS did because (back when he wasn’t, jknow. depressed) he used to spend most of his time building ridiculously elaborate and colossally stupid rube goldberg machines that could prank people all the way across the underground. he would spend days and nights on them. they were his pride and joy. their repurposing for practical use basically got him his job at the royal labs.
gaster: I HAVE REVIEWED YOUR PROJECT FOR THE CORE’S COOLING SYSTEM. NEEDLESS TO SAY I AM INTRIGUED. ACCORDING TO YOUR CALCULATIONS IT WOULD COVER MOST OF SNOWDIN’S FOUNDING GROUNDS AND PART OF WATERFALL’S DEEPER CAVE SYSTEM AS WELL. NOT TO MENTION OF COURSE THE MECHANICS OF THE CONTRAPTION ITSELF. I CONFESS, I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND THE PURPOSE OF THE RUBBER DUCK, BUT YOU WERE… VERY, VERY ADAMANT ABOUT ITS IMPORTANCE, SO I WILL NOT QUESTION IT FURTHER. HOWEVER. THERE IS A PROBLEM. YOUR CREATION, IT SEEMS IT WOULD ONLY COVER THE HARVESTING PROCESS. HOW DO YOU INTEND TO BRING THE ICE ALL THE WAY TO HOTLAND.
sans: ice wolf
gaster: I BEG YOUR PARDON?
sans: yeah just put a guy on the riverbank to throw the ice blocks in the right direction. they’re gonna get there eventually
gaster: …YOU ARE HIRED
they’re normal
steven is so
more pirates!!! (click for better quality)
Another mermay les mis!
I was looking for pictures of Ancalagon the Black, as you do, and I found THIS
iwishicoulddrawheatherforaliving:
REUNION
OMAKE- EXTRA
Not feeling well but I wanted to finish this one today. Lol Hope it’s not covid
Anyway, enjoy!
LINES & LYRICS WEEK: Day 3 | Friendship & Connection
As it fell upon a day - William Shakespeare, The Passionate Pilgrim
btvs 6x04 / 6x03 / 5x07
i did this for a secret santa with other artist friends but here i am sharing it!
i feel a bit weird about albedo but i can’t draw him? you don’t know how many times i’ve tried to draw him in the last year and i just can’t what wrong with this man why won’t you let me draw you
kaebedo my beloved