#this is canon
We’re watching the Return of the King right now, and got to the part where Denethor is introduced. My husband asks me for the context of why Denethor is Like That, since I just finished reading the book. So I explained how Denethor has been using a Palantir for years to get information, and how Sauron has been manipulating him by only letting him see events that give him a worst possible impression of reality.
So my husband replies “Oh! So Denethor is basically just like your grandpa after he starts getting all his news from Fox.” And honestly, yeah pretty much.
Warn people before you make statements like that. I was not ready.
ALL IM SAYING IS
izuku didn’t share OFA with any of his OTHER classmates. just kacchan. it’s apparently always–only–just kacchan.
incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes:
Mon Mothma [about the Solo kids]: Have you no control over them?
Han Solo: None whatsoever.
Luke and Leia are so in sync and so attuned to each other, and so aware of when the other is in trouble, that there is no way some Rebel before the events of Return of the Jedi didn’t say, “lol were you guys separated at birth”
Roy: *tapping his pen on his paperwork*
Riza: *tapping her spoon on her cup*
Bradley: Stop it!
Roy: Stop what?
Bradley: You’re talking about me in Morse Code. Well jokes on you, I KNOW Morse Code!
Roy: Yeah, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, with out very limited budget, we got a nanny for the Elrics and we went out and took a very outmoded, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
Riza: *later* Yep, that’s exactly what we did.
With Boba, Din, Fennec, and Cobb all under one roof, the conversational styles must be fucking whiplash.
You’ve got Boba “moonlighting as a poet” Fett, Din brought up in a covert that never saw the light of day and probably doesn’t know what the holonet is, Fennec making friends with the mods and picking up their memes, and then Cobb being the candy-ass cowboy that he is.
So I’m just sitting here imagining them trying to put their heads together like
Boba: …and that’s the plan. We get in, clear the place, get out before they even know we’re there. Sound good?
Din:tubular
Fennec:poggers
Cobb: slicker’n a shaved bantha
Boba: I am in hell this is hell and I am in it
I think it would have been funnier if Apollo just had, like, the most bonkers taste in music due to being a god of music and being around for millennia, like he puts on his playlist and the first song is hurrian hymn no. 6, the next song is a theme song for some obscure tv show from decades ago, then it’s the fucking nokia jingle from the early 2000s, so on and so forth
the canon scene as I remember it
makkari: i didn’t get any sleep last night
kingo: you know they say that
means someone is thinking about you
makkari:who the hell is thinking
about me at 3 am?
druig:[panics]
This is canon, I take no criticism
how dare he start growing on me
(Source)
Irida : Our clans are no longer at odds with each other. Now we can live in peace.
Adaman : And get married.
Irida : Right and get…What
Adaman :What
ginny: queen shit
luna: I’m non-binary actually
ginny:
ginny: royal shit
OK WAIT WAIT WAIT
SO I HAVE THIS HEADCANON WHERE HINATA IS ABOUT A WEEK FROM GIVING BIRTH TO BORUTO AND NARUTO JUST GOT HOME FROM A LONG MISSION AND HINATA HAVING ALL THOSE HORMONES, EMOTIONAL AND ALL AND OFC THE PAIN SO NARUTO IS GOING BATSHIT CRAZY PLUS THEY STILL DON’T HAVE A HOSPITAL BAG READY FOR LABOR AND DELIVERY AND SO NARUTO ASK IRUKA FOR HELP AND THEY BOTH JUST PANIC COZ IRUKA DOESN’T KNOW EITHER SO NOW WE HAVE TWO CLUELESS MOTHERFUCKERS WONDERING AROUND KONOHA WHO THOUGHT KAKASHI WOULD KNOW, YES, KAKASHI - THE PROVERBIAL EVASIVE KAKASHI, SO NOW WE HAVE THREE IDIOTS RUNNING AROUND THE STORE PICKING UP RANDOM BABY STUFFS. THEN JUST BY HEAVEN’S TIMING, HIASHI IS AT THE SAME STORE BUYING IDK MAYBE SOMETHING (irdk what he should buy coz i actually think he’ll just order some of his clansmen but for the sake of this hc let’s just say he’s some humble joe and decide to buy like a tomato or something) THEN HIASHI CAUGHT GLIMPSE OF THREE FRANTIC MEN AND THOUGHT SOMETHING BAD MIGHT BE HAPPENING SO HE DECIDED TO CHECK WHAT’S THE COMMOTION INSIDE IS ALL ABOUT ONLY TO FIND NARUTO PUSHING A CART FULL OF RANDOM STUFF LIKE BABY BOTTLES, BABY PILLOW, DIAPERS, BABY SHAMPOOS, ALONGSIDE IRUKA HOLDING A MOSQUITO NET BED FOR BABIES, KAKASHI WITH A FOOD MAKER FOR GOD KNOWS WHY AND NOW WE HAVE FOUR FRANTIC MEN RUNNING AROUND THE STORE, WITH HIASHI PUSHING ANOTHER CART FULL OF PLUSHIES, ONESIES AND BABY TOYS. IT WAS AROUND 9 PM WHEN HINATA HEARD THE FRONT DOOR OPEN, AND IN THE LIVING ROOM WALKS NARUTO BALANCING 4 BAGS OF BABY STUFFS, IRUKA HOLDING TWO BOXES OF WHICH I CAN ONLY GUESS ARE WEEK SUPPLY OF DIAPERS, BABY WIPES, NEXT COMES KAKASHI WITH HIS FOOD MAKER AND A BABY CARRIER AWKWARDLY HANGING AT HIS BACK, AND LAST IN TOW, HIASHI HOLDING A BIG FOX PLUSHIE AND BABY CLOTHES ON THE OTHER HAND, WEARING A FROG CAP EARS. HINATA WANTED TO ASK WHAT THE HELL THE FOUR OF THEM JUST BOUGHT WHEN THE DOOR SLAMMED WIDE OPEN WITH KIBA AND SHINO HOLDING A HUGE BOX THAT SAYS “BABY SLIDE AND SWING SET” JDDKJSJSBDKDKDJDJDJD
THE UTTER CHAOS OF THIS ALL omg— Also mosquito bed savior of my childhood days and all my memories. Poor Hinata thou, can you like imagine? You just see your dad, your husband , his teacher, your teacher, and your teammates showing up at your day with the absolute chaos.
The only thing missing in this perfect post is to remark that FOUR GROWN ASS MEN WHO’VE BEEN IN WAR MULTIPLE TIMES, TWO OF THEM WERE IN CHARGE OF THE ENTIRE COUNTRY panic about a baby
tell me this isn’t canon
(insp.)
in batman 2022 bruce wayne’s parents were killed in 2001 he would have been like 10? i think. the black parade was released in 2006 when he would have been ambiguously high school aged and obviously very emo and unpopular. what i’m saying here is that i think battinson heard the lyrics “when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and decided to become batman then and there.
100% canon
Aline: I own a hundred weapons. I’m a badass who can rip you to shreds. I’m-
Helen:*smiles*
Aline:-soft
Kagami: I gave you my key for emergencies.
Aomine, Kise, Kuroko: *all sitting on top each other on sofa* There was an emergency.
Kagami: Oh so, what is the emergency?
Kise: We miss you.
they hate each other so much God bless