#fili and kili (JUST AS BROS, OKAY, GEEZAS YOU GUISE I SWEAR….LOL)
(darthstitch is not a fan of durincest, btw so her muses are strictly bros but she does not run a hate blog so she will not harsh anyone’s fili/kili otp squee or argue about durincest because she believes in a free ocean of shipping and she is happy to sit in her happy corner of shipdom and squee okay? OK.)
Thorin: Mahal, I am not that grumpy. And sometimes places get switched around.
Bilbo: Although I must say it’s adorable when Thorin is the one being a Happy Duckling of Fluffy Yellow Sunshine.
Thorin: *facepalm* Beloved!
Bilbo: Okay, let me amend that to Happy MAJESTIC Duckling of Fluffy Yellow Sunshine. Oi!
*Thorin has drawn an arm around Bilbo’s waist, pulled him close and has buried his face in Bilbo’s neck and NO HE IS NOT BLUSHING*
Bilbo: *blushes too* Um. We both get like that sometimes but today it’s his turn. *sneaks kiss into Thorin’s hair*