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Jakub Vrana: Is there any way to get like extra radiation?
Trainer: There’s no radiation in an MRI machine. Why do you ask?
Vee: Uh… no reason.
TJ Oshie: Vee, what do you have in your hand there, bud?
Vee:Nothing!
TJ: Is it a spider?
Vee:… yes.
TJ: Do you think taking a spider in an MRI machine will give you superpowers?
Vee:Itmight work! He already bit me a bunch of times and gave me the power to swell up my hand!
TJ Oshie: I think we might be in an alien zoo or on a prank show.
Nicklas Backstrom: No, TJ. We’re dead.
TJ:Whoa.
TJ: That’s a dope prank. Gotta give it up.
The 2021-22 Washington Capitals and (most of) their significant others, minus Martin Fehervary and Michal Kempny, guest starting Alex Alexeyev and Capitals prospect Bogdan Trineyev
Featuring:
- Kuzy standing on top of a chair in the back just to be a drama queen
- Julie Eller’s hat
- Whatever face McMichael is making
- Short people in the front of the class photo, except for Joe Snively, who managed to sneak his way into the back row for probably the first time in his life
- Cryptid Nicke
- Johan Larsson looking like he got forced into some kind of fourth line gossip circle at the table and just begrudgingly accepting his fate
- And finally: Sammy, in his ripped jeans, throwing up the , clutching a glass of champagne , front and center on his ass sitting fully on the ground
Caps lb every time Oshie scores
Winners and Losers of the Sochi Olympics
The Olympics are over, and as the Sochi bear weeps one solitary, terrifying tear, I too weep for the ending of the greatest tournament of hockey, all due respect to the Stanley Cup Final. For the United States, it was a tournament of extremely high highs (TJ Oshie’s shootout; the women’s team’s 9-0 win over Switzerland) and extremely low lows (the tournament endings for both teams). I personally…