#incorrect hockey quotes
Nicklas Backstrom: I’m afraid they’re going to ask me advice on how to dispose of a dead body.
Nicklas Backstrom: I mean, sodium hydroxide in a plastic bin. Google it. But leave me out of it.
Daniel Sprong: Will you join me in burning this place to the ground?!
Vitek Vanecek: Well… maybe a trash can?
William Nylander: No one calls William Andrew Michael Junior Nylander Altelius a thief!
Auston Matthews: No one’s got the time.
Evgeny Kuznetsov: Here’s the thing with stuff. You can look at a problem from every angle and drive yourself crazy, but sometimes you just gotta huck a Molotov cocktail at a drone and see what happens.
John Carlson: Is what happens that the drone blows up?
Kuzy:Usually!
Nic Dowd: Your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
Garnet Hathaway: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Jakub Vrana: Is there any way to get like extra radiation?
Trainer: There’s no radiation in an MRI machine. Why do you ask?
Vee: Uh… no reason.
TJ Oshie: Vee, what do you have in your hand there, bud?
Vee:Nothing!
TJ: Is it a spider?
Vee:… yes.
TJ: Do you think taking a spider in an MRI machine will give you superpowers?
Vee:Itmight work! He already bit me a bunch of times and gave me the power to swell up my hand!
Nicklas Backstrom: I’m somehow embarrassed and proud of you at the same time.
Alex Ovechkin: Yeah, that’s my sweet spot.
TJ Oshie: I think we might be in an alien zoo or on a prank show.
Nicklas Backstrom: No, TJ. We’re dead.
TJ:Whoa.
TJ: That’s a dope prank. Gotta give it up.
Nic Dowd: Most dangerous places on earth: volcanoes.
Carl Hagelin:Why?
Garnet Hathaway: Nowhere to grab a bite to eat
Patrice Bergeron: You made a lot of people around here very uncomfortable.
Brad Marchand: That’s because they’re a bunch of bitch ass white boys.
Patrice: I hate to break it to you, but you are also a “bitch ass white boy”.
Alex Ovechkin: Let’s distract them by setting their couch on fire.
Dmitry Orlov: That’s stupid.
Evgeny Kuznetsov: Setting the whole house on fire would be far more effective.
Ovi: Hell yeah!
