#tma headcanons
The not!them doesnt actually gain any knowledge from the person it takes over, it’s just gotten really good at figuring stuff out and improvising. Like, their kid comes around and it’s just like “who tf is this?” until they say something to reveal the connection.
Idk if this was specified anywhere, but listening to the not!sasha in the beginning gave me those vibes
S5 Jon has a crown of blinking neon eyes in shifting colors above his head. They move independently and will stare at you unprovoked.
Martin loves art museums
Major Tom and The Admiral are one and the same. Vittery’s cat wandered away straight into Georgie’s arms.
Combining these two posts and @beezorp’s tags:
Jon and Gerry were twins. Gertrude got Jon in the divorce Parent Trap style but soon realized this kid isn’t going to live long if she keeps him, and gives him away
For funsies we can say she gave him to a woman across the street from gerry and they both grew up thinking “hey that kid kinda looks like me” but never really interacting with them
Mary doesn’t know about that ofc, she and Gertrude haven’t talked since she took one step out the door
