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did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

special ordered them from the bank

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

thats…thats $100, right? 

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

the answers keep getting worsebetter

Guys it’s 50$.

what the hell.

honey no

This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion 

this is why US coins should just have NUMBERS on them rather than whatever the fuck a “dime” or “nickel” is

a nickel doesn’t say nickel anywhere on it

it says five cents

none of y'all make any damn cents

Sorry I had to do this I felt like I was losing it

it took 3 blithering years of suffering for someone to add that screenshot

omnybus:

There once was a shipping vessel then
And the name of the ship was the Ever Given
She turned too far, got stuck on shore
Can someone call a backhoe?

Still is the Evergreen stuck
To make international commerce fucked
One day, when we dig her back up
We’ll right her way and go

She was not even halfway through
When down on her, a sandstorm blew
Despite the courage of the fearless crew
They had nowhere to go

Still is the Evergreen stuck
To make international commerce fucked
One day, when we dig her back up
We’ll right her way and go

The others ships went ‘long the shore
A detour 'round the African Horn
It cost nine billion bucks or more
That’s quite a lot of dough

Still is the Evergreen stuck
To make international commerce fucked
One day, when we dig her back up
We’ll right her way and go

For six long days, we watched this scene
We made dumb jokes and posted memes
Though they did free the Ever Given
We encourage them to get stuck again!

Still is the Evergreen stuck
To make international commerce fucked
One day, when we dig her back up
We’ll right her way and go

Still is the Evergreen stuck
To make international commerce fucked
One day, when we dig her back up
We’ll right her way and gooooo…

a sequel, a sequel for the ever forward!

there twice was a ship that stuck shorewards,
and the name of the second was the ever forward;
she missed a turn when the waters churned,
so the voyage ain’t on the go.

the ever forward doesn’t live to its name,
now chesapeake bay is a bay of meme fame;
beware the tides of march,
o baltimore’s baywatch, take note!

scarcely had the crew pulled up the anchor
when she ran aground, which almost sank her;
'all tugs to the aid!’, the captain swore
his furrowed brows lour and dour.

the ever forward doesn’t live to its name,
now chesapeake bay is a bay of meme fame;
beware the tides of march,
o baltimore’s baywatch, take note!

the ever forward’s been stuck for a fortnight,
and thank the stars! the traffic’s alright,
yet the rescue teams’ knuckles went bone white
for the ship’s no child’s play, no.

the ever forward doesn’t live to its name,
now chesapeake bay is a bay of meme fame;
beware the tides of march,
o baltimore’s baywatch, take note!

for fourteen days the memes did boom,
as the evergreen bosses huff, puff and fume;
still the ever forward has not moved,
and the company’s cursed, ho!

the ever forward doesn’t live to its name,
now chesapeake bay is a bay of meme fame;
beware the tides of march,
o baltimore’s baywatch, take note!

the ever forward doesn’t live to its name,
now chesapeake bay is a bay of meme fame;
beware the tides of march,
o baltimore’s baywatch, take noteeeeee~

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need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

Bad news everyone

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omnybus:

There once was a shipping vessel then
And the name of the ship was the Ever Given
She turned too far, got stuck on shore
Can someone call a backhoe?

Still is the Evergreen stuck
To make international commerce fucked
One day, when we dig her back up
We’ll right her way and go

She was not even halfway through
When down on her, a sandstorm blew
Despite the courage of the fearless crew
They had nowhere to go

Still is the Evergreen stuck
To make international commerce fucked
One day, when we dig her back up
We’ll right her way and go

The others ships went ‘long the shore
A detour 'round the African Horn
It cost nine billion bucks or more
That’s quite a lot of dough

Still is the Evergreen stuck
To make international commerce fucked
One day, when we dig her back up
We’ll right her way and go

For six long days, we watched this scene
We made dumb jokes and posted memes
Though they did free the Ever Given
We encourage them to get stuck again!

Still is the Evergreen stuck
To make international commerce fucked
One day, when we dig her back up
We’ll right her way and go

Still is the Evergreen stuck
To make international commerce fucked
One day, when we dig her back up
We’ll right her way and gooooo…

a sequel, a sequel for the ever forward!

there twice was a ship that stuck shorewards,
and the name of the second was the ever forward;
she missed a turn when the waters churned,
so the voyage ain’t on the go.

the ever forward doesn’t live to its name,
now chesapeake bay is a bay of meme fame;
beware the tides of march,
o baltimore’s baywatch, take note!

scarcely had the crew pulled up the anchor
when she ran aground, which almost sank her;
'all tugs to the aid!’, the captain swore
his furrowed brows lour and dour.

the ever forward doesn’t live to its name,
now chesapeake bay is a bay of meme fame;
beware the tides of march,
o baltimore’s baywatch, take note!

the ever forward’s been stuck for a fortnight,
and thank the stars! the traffic’s alright,
yet the rescue teams’ knuckles went bone white
for the ship’s no child’s play, no.

the ever forward doesn’t live to its name,
now chesapeake bay is a bay of meme fame;
beware the tides of march,
o baltimore’s baywatch, take note!

for fourteen days the memes did boom,
as the evergreen bosses huff, puff and fume;
the ever forward has not moved,
and the company’s cursed, ho!

the ever forward doesn’t live to its name,
now chesapeake bay is a bay of meme fame;
beware the tides of march,
o baltimore’s baywatch, take note!

the ever forward doesn’t live to its name,
now chesapeake bay is a bay of meme fame;
beware the tides of march,
o baltimore’s baywatch, take noteeeeee~

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beste-glatisant:

guys I am trying this new thing called drinking water throughout the day and it’s amazing?

you rn

my body is naught but a waystation for water

“Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another.”

–Tom Robbins, Another Roadside Attraction

incorporating that into my belief system

@hydro-homies

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officialtokyosan:

vaporwavesimulator:

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

ye

enter the cornflakes domain

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

ah yes mandatory example of tumblr being a

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