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kurosmind:

The fact that 2021 begun with a sea shanty renaissance and three months later ships are back on the 1700 trade routes is, actually, extremely funny.

randomassthoughtsisme:rhube: itsanidiom:benjamingecko:whyyoustabbedme: We stan!!!! chaotic g

randomassthoughtsisme:

rhube:

itsanidiom:

benjamingecko:

whyyoustabbedme:

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

Extremely wholesome content.

The film is Dog Day Afternoon for anyone wanting to watch it


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avallachs:

okay my turn. dni if you: hate pink, are a dog person who is really weird about hating cats, are a cat person who is really weird about hating dogs, have ever seriously referred to hozier as a fae king/forest god, enjoy tumblr purple prose, have ever owned a poetry book written by an instagram poet, are good at video games, have ever been/are considered a “fandom leader”, hate thunderstorms at night, take your coffee with no milk or sugar, or had a witchcraft phase

samthecookielord:

OKAY HERE THIS ONE SHOULD WORK REGARDLESS OF LIGHT OR DARK MODE USAGE >:]

this is your tumblr checkpoint. if you are scrolling, stop HERE. drink water, stretch muscles, pet fluffballs, finish the dreaded cursed unloved homework - in short, take a break from this webbed site. afterwards, continue scrolling.

this has been a psa.

firbetmakes: Congrats Jaiden!! I’m so proud that she was able to come out publicly :0And to anyone w

firbetmakes:

Congrats Jaiden!! I’m so proud that she was able to come out publicly :0

And to anyone who found out about Aros and Aces through her video, Welcome!

The a-spectrum has been pretty looked over for a long time with many not even knowing we exist. It’s a very common story for aspecs, even I only discovered the identity a few years ago!

I’m so glad such a large youtuber (and one of my favourites) has been public with their aspec identity. Hopefully this will lead to many more aspecs discovering a refuge in this community. I mean the aromantic tag was in the top 5 for a while, everyone say thank you to Jaiden :P

The aspec community is here to welcome anyone who needs a refuge, even if you do find a different label later down the line.

There’s lots to discover and learn in this community so if you’re interested have a look around and learn something new :D

JAIDEN

ISS

AROACE!

JOY IS WITH US TODAY!


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a-girl-with-sparkling-lies:

peregrineggsandham:

inthewayoutthere:

dragontatoes:

inthewayoutthere:

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

do you mean a wikipedia page aboutus? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?

ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed

What’s your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of “1929 in Wales” now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)

‘98 Darts World Championship. Only 4 countries competing, and all 8 of the top ranked players were English. Not exactly a “world” game

Khingila the First. Founding king of Hunnic Alkhan Dynasty. Seems like a cool guy with ego so inflated it spans the Eurasian steppe, but eh can’t do worse than Genghis Khan amirite?

crystal-rebellion:

stonerfag:

lithiumalchemist:

Holy fucking shit y'all.

ok but

Have some samples from the comments - 10/10 would recommend browsing them.

ebbpup:

theimprobabledreamersworld:

agent–nova:

bottle-cap-clover:

your-local-salty-bitch-deactiva:

wade-whipple:

cmoon-rabbit4-blog:

i-will-help-you-swim:

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

HELL YEAH

YOU KNOW IT

DAMN RIGHT IT IS

Absolutely!!

Might be asexual, still questioning sexuality

beste-glatisant:

v-lagopus:

beste-glatisant:

alatar-and-pallando:

beste-glatisant:

guys I am trying this new thing called drinking water throughout the day and it’s amazing?

you rn

my body is naught but a waystation for water

“Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another.”

–Tom Robbins, Another Roadside Attraction

incorporating that into my belief system

@hydro-homies

juicedoesthings:

vaporwavesimulator:

officialtokyosan:

vaporwavesimulator:

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

ye

enter the cornflakes domain

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

ah yes mandatory example of tumblr being a

WEBBEDSITE

daily-cats:

Themostadorablekittythatyouwillseetoday

heartandsteel:

loseinadaydream:

the-stray-liger:

awwwwwwwsocute:

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying

“(…) right, but he decides to kick the ball. He gets close, and who grabs it? The Friend(dog)! Yes! A pup got into the field. He’s tied to it. He puts it under his paws and shows what football was missing in the Gasometro (field’s name). The [team]’s men want to grab him, but they cant! The Friend has his eyes on the ball. He runs to find it again. Yes! He bites! He kneads! He wants it close! He gets lost, he’s so happy! Castro (player) wants to kick his Corner but he can’t. He tells the pup “enough, enough, go over there”… however *commentator laughs*, there’s the pup! When he puts it on the floor, [the dog] goes again for the ball. And of course, as any skilled man, wants it all for himself. A bit of an over-eater, this pup. And he clearly has shown conditions / talent. [The team] found the way to the goal thanks to the Pichicho’s (little dog) essential input…. who, of course, as any protagonist had his place at [the tv show].“


*camera switches to interview where dog barks and mounches on the reporter’s mic (who allows him do it)*


I’ve been watching Argentinean football all my life and I can confirm this is the best to ever happen on a match.

THANK YOU FOR TRANSLATING IT

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