#if sad check this tag
The fact that 2021 begun with a sea shanty renaissance and three months later ships are back on the 1700 trade routes is, actually, extremely funny.
Shipping companies rn:
hi my name is tom and i was conceived in the ball pit at dashcon
okay my turn. dni if you: hate pink, are a dog person who is really weird about hating cats, are a cat person who is really weird about hating dogs, have ever seriously referred to hozier as a fae king/forest god, enjoy tumblr purple prose, have ever owned a poetry book written by an instagram poet, are good at video games, have ever been/are considered a “fandom leader”, hate thunderstorms at night, take your coffee with no milk or sugar, or had a witchcraft phase
OKAY HERE THIS ONE SHOULD WORK REGARDLESS OF LIGHT OR DARK MODE USAGE >:]
this is your tumblr checkpoint. if you are scrolling, stop HERE. drink water, stretch muscles, pet fluffballs, finish the dreaded cursed unloved homework - in short, take a break from this webbed site. afterwards, continue scrolling.
this has been a psa.
What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what
do you mean a wikipedia page aboutus? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?
ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed
What’s your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of “1929 in Wales” now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)
‘98 Darts World Championship. Only 4 countries competing, and all 8 of the top ranked players were English. Not exactly a “world” game
Khingila the First. Founding king of Hunnic Alkhan Dynasty. Seems like a cool guy with ego so inflated it spans the Eurasian steppe, but eh can’t do worse than Genghis Khan amirite?
new reblog game! where have YOU guys nearly drowned?
Holy fucking shit y'all.
ok but
Have some samples from the comments - 10/10 would recommend browsing them.
your-local-salty-bitch-deactiva:
Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I’m trying to prove something.
Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.
HELL YEAH
YOU KNOW IT
DAMN RIGHT IT IS
Absolutely!!
Might be asexual, still questioning sexuality
guys I am trying this new thing called drinking water throughout the day and it’s amazing?
you rn
my body is naught but a waystation for water
“Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another.”
–Tom Robbins, Another Roadside Attraction
incorporating that into my belief system
hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes
ye
I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in
ah yes mandatory example of tumblr being a
WEBBEDSITE
credit: Y2Konor on SoundCloud.
Havr some good news in these times.