#todays theme avengers

ladyjehane:

I’m screeching

murdershegoat:

carol danvers, turning to dust: um what the fuck do you think youre doing

dust particles, turning back into her hand: sorry ma’am, our mistake

carol danvers: yeah that’s what i fucking thought

malicemanaged:

thelibrarina:

allofthefeelings:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

allofthefeelings:

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

Well, NOW I do.

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

Welp, that is permanently in my brain now Lmao

kayytx:

rocket, walking up to the guy with the biggest gun: you. i respect you. i’m sticking with you.

socialistexan:

When Elon Musk proclaims himself a socialist: