#tony and peter
Tony: I’m not a religious person though I do hold a particular disdain for Buddhism on the off chance I might be reincarnated into someone who actually gives a fuck.
Rhodes:…
Happy:…
Pepper:…
Peter:GODDAMN
some old art that I either deleted or never posted cause of reasons
but I hope some of you will enjoy it :)) let’s hope it won’t get flagged or burned at the stake or something
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Peter: I feel nothing. I am made of pure apathy and the ability to punch people the frick out.
Tony: I literally saw you making kissing noises at cats across the street last night.
Peter: Shut the frick up Mr. Stark
Tony: On all levels except physical, I am dead inside.
Peter: Not if I can helo it! *tackles in hug*
Tony, fighting back a smile: Damn it.
Peter: *sends Tony a voice message*
Tony: *texting back* I’m in a meeting, is it urgent?
Peter: No, it’s fine. Just listen later!
*Later*
Tony: *presses play*
Peter’s voice message: THERES A FIRE-
Tony: Why are you sad?
Peter: How do you know I’m sad.
Tony: Well, you’re dressed in sad colors and you were playing a sad song and you’re wearing a button that says “I’m sad, ask me why”.
Harley: Are you ready for your birthday surprise?
Tony:Wow, that’s a big cake… Peter’s inside it, isn’t he.
The cake:no
Tony: Name five things that make you happy.
Peter: Hanging out with MJ, MJ’s opinions, MJ’s eyes, how smart MJ is.
May: Are you sure you’re not in love with MJ?
Peter: I’m feeling a little less sure
“alright kid… you’re an avenger now”
Sony&Disney: Spiderman is no longer a part of MCU
Fans: Ah..a great opportunity to write angst fanfics I see
Guys…CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING AGHSGQJASGHSHQGSJQGSHQGS
Not gonna lie, spiderman3 intro looks good. I’m probably gonna cry again
an extensive (/s) text chain between tony and peter ~ 2018-present day
Peter: Don’t worry. I have a plan.
Tony: …I’ll warn Bruce.
Original Quotes: @incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes
Peter: Hey. Do you wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
Tony: I really don’t.
Peter: That’s the spirit.
Tony: …
Peter: :)
Tony: Go to your room.
Original Quote: @tonystarksfifthchild
