#tony and pepper
Tue, 05 May 2015 20:39:05
Pepper: When you said you were “magical in bed”, this isn’t what I had in mind.
Tony: *holds up 8 of hearts* Is this your card?
Pepper: *softly* Holy shit.
Pepper: Oh how you hate to be wrong.
Tony: I wouldn’t know, I’m not familiar with the sensation.
Pepper: You’re drinking again?
Tony: Relax. It’s just tea.
Pepper: *eyebrow raise* Oh really? What kind?
Tony: …
Tony: Tea-quila.
Pepper: That’s what I thought.