If you call me father I will be summoned to your back yard and if you don’t have one a door connecting to a pocket dimension will appear.

And I will be there, smoking and stack of ribs, wearing cargo shorts, a tucked shirt, sandals with socks and saying “What’s good champ? They will be done soon. Grab a soda and come get a look at these puppies!”

The Nazi Army coming to fight Walter and Girlycard: