#tris prior
Tobias: So what are the three stages of life
Cara:Birth
Tris: What the hell is this and I’m tired.
Christina:Death
Tobias: Are you my dad’s belt?
Tris: No?
Tobias: ’Cuz you just hit different ;)
Tris:
Tris: No—
Kidnapper: We have your friend
Tobias: Uhh, which one?
Kidnapper: Blonde, feisty…curses with a passion…
Tobias: Oh my god, you have TRIS. don’t harm anyone!
Kidnapper: Yes we will if you don’t give us-
Tobias: Shut up, I’m talking to tris. TRIS DON’T HARM ANYONE, AND NO- DON’T HARM YOURSELF TOO.
Tobias: Now listen kidnapper…good luck handling her.
Kidnapper: *visible concern*
Beatrice Prior ; Divergent
turn up brightness lol
DIVERGENT CHARACTERS AS VINES
Tris: hey everybody today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kick-starter to put him down *shows a photo of caleb titled “die please”*benefits of killing him would be i would get pushed way less
Tris: how do you know what’s good for me?
Tobias: THATS MY OPINION
Eric and Four:*exist*
Fandom: *singing* two brossss chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay
Tobias *to tris*: why the fuck you lying? why you always lyinggggg OH MY GOD STOP FUCKING LYING
Tris: *pours cereal*
Caleb: do you know what’s in those? having enough of those will probably kill you
Tris:really?
Caleb:yes-
Tris: *pours cereal aggressively*
Tobias Eaton ; Divergent
“not all men” you’re right tobias eaton would never!
the attack simulation aka tris’s girlbossification
introducing the dystopian way of saying “gay rights”
it just occurred to me that the three main dystopian girls (tris, katniss and america) are variants of the blonde brunette redhead trio
me rn because I actually found a FOURIS BOOK EDIT WITH FANART AND GOOD EDITING AND ALL THAT SHIT and let me tell you the sobbing was a surprise I thought I was having a heart attack
I need the “fear god alone” story. Please. Veronica?
Four: You’re Divergent.
Tris, internally: play dumb.
Tris: what’s Divergent?
Tris, internally: not that dumb!
lmao remember when caleb went to tobias’s room and gave him the “big brother” talk but then ended up fleeing from the room because tobias and tris were uncontrollably flirting and eventually making out
Why is theo james so fine???
