#true tho
bitches be like “this is my comfort character” and it’s a character who hasn’t had a day of real happiness in years
What’s up. I’ve been watching Succession. A better adaptation of duck comics than DT17 ever was
“the cover is never as good as the origi–”
“yOur not a true fan if you download the leaked album!!11!”
elliarchive-deactivated20210702:
who needs therapy when reblogging hot men on tumblr is free
Tokoyami: I’m small but knowing
Shouji: You don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like
Tokoyami:
Shouji:
Tokoyami: Bitch
Tokoyami, it pains me to say this, but that comeback is far too weak for such brutal roast…
The bar is so low for men…. I could say my type is men who use toothpaste & shower & that cancels out like 88.967% of men
Sexist.
i am literally a man
а колко по-различно
можеше да бъде,
ако просто бяхме седнали
и се бяхме разбрали
като големите, разумни хора,
които все още не сме
и може би никога няма да бъдем
I honestly can’t decide whats better as a DM
revealing to my players something that has been in the making multiple sessions, and having them all lose their shit
or pulling something almost entirely out of nowhere and getting the exact same reaction
It’s kinda interesting to think abt how fan theories in TOH have changed between the end of Season 1 and the end of Season 2, as more and more things have been revealed to us.
Season 1: “Will Lumity be canon? Will they get together before the show’s finale? Is Belos a Human? What if Good Witch Azura is a real person, and is a time-travelling Lumity child?”
Season 2: “The single most important event in canon was a knife fight between two white Puritans 350 years ago, Alador and Darius are exes, Belos has killed at least 50 clones of his own brother.” Meanwhile no one even wants to touch the thousand-year drama between a race of space-time gods, a 5-year-old alien with creative mode, and that weird fucking owl-dog.
If I were a coffee my name would be depresso
my toxic trait is wanting to get gangbanged by those british blokes from the fold-up chair video
Listen. Am I scared that putting Venom in the MCU could water down the character and his relationship with Eddie? Yes. Do I wake up in cold sweat occasionally, thinking about Venom becoming Disney’s 57th First Openly Gay Character? Absolutely.
But one thing gives me hope and it’s the fact that they would need to put a shock collar on Tom Hardy to make him play Eddie Brock as straight for even a single second. Joke’s on them, he’s probably into that shit.
pureandsoftwillgrabyourthroat:
Her:baby?
Me: Yes?
WHATEVER YOU WISH FOR MY GORGEOUS PRECIOUS GODDESS YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL SWEET AND KIND I’LL JUMP INTO THE FIRE FOR YOU
Anyone: /reblogs my art or writing
Me: /fucking RUSHES OVER TO SEE IF ANYTHING IS IN THE TAGS