“Byleth is not an implied love interest for Claude”
You sure about that? You really sure about that?!
Big “the wind at my back, the sword at my side” energy
Claude tries to make a bet with Ignatz (in the middle of a Church) that Byleth is more beautiful than the Goddess herself.
In Raphael’s final with Byleth complains that Byleth NEVER says no to Claude.
In Claude’s final support with Hilda she says she sees him smile more and he smiles differently around Byleth.
Marianne (in the main story, not a support) says that Byleth is a tree and Claude is the wind that shakes her branches.
That’s without even their paired end, the only end in the entire game where Claude gets his end goal by starting an age of unity between Almyra and Fodlan. (And, imo, it’s the most cathartic narrative finale in the entire game.)
This isn’t to devalue any othe Claude or Byleth pairings but to suggest Claude isn’t as implied a love interest as the other Lord’s seems very, very odd to me.
I know right?! I made posts about most of these at some point but Claude’s words here are the most obvious to me cuz of the wording. How can anyone watch that and be like “mhm definitely the only lord who isn’t into her” like…guys
I understand why a lot of people hate him and sometimes I want to punch him but I really can’t bring myself to outright hate H.P. Lovecraft I mean
the man was afraid of salad.
this is officially the best lovecraft fact i have ever read in my entire life
even better than the fact that he wrote an entire essay explaining why he thought cats were better than dogs
Howard Phillips Lovecraft was an absolute trainwreck of a human being who among other things:
Did extensive colonial era roleplay via the mail with his penpals and even dated regular correspondence as 17– just because he could.
WROTE SO MANY LETTERS HE IS SECOND ONLY TO VOLTAIRE IN THE SHEER VOLUME OF CORRESPONDENCE WE HAVE FROM ANY SINGLE PERSON
Once sat in the same chair for 9 hours from 10 pm to 7 am because a cat was sitting on his lap and he didn’t want to disturb it.
Was terrified of seafood and most plants; as a result of this he lived primarily on a diet of baked beans and candy and (it has been theorized) was therefore constantly hallucinating from malnutrition.
what the fuck Lovecraft. No wonder he wrote what he did. I knew he was a racist asshole but this is ridiculous.
no wonder a lot of his stories are like
“An upstanding white person left tHEIR HOUSE!? and FOUND A THING!! THINGS!! THINGS ARE HORRIBLE!! OH HOW IT DRIVES ONE MAD!”
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Self-fulfilling prophecy
Oh no
Help
Here’s a picture of a blue poison dart frog.
WHY!?
Okay, lots of folks asking “INSTAGRAM DOES THAT!?”
And yes, it does:
Nice.
Kaeru the frog from Poco’s Udon World
Pain.
With the power of spite we can get this post to 200k specifically like OP wanted.
Yehudim Baim - 10 Commandments (with English Subtitles)
This is just glorious. It’s effectively an amusing modern-day exposition on the 10 Commandments that will make you think, with a punchline at the end that’ll crack you up. Worth a watch!
