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teratocybernetics:

I’m fucking wheezing

wittyno:

haystarlight:

oatmealaddiction:

honeyandpumpkins:

crossroadsdirt:

tearlessrain:

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

I love that op said “be as cringe as possible” and my main man Tumblr replied with giffs of Superwholock in that exact order. I love you all so much.

Now what the fuck is this :/

cookie-sheet-toboggan:

kettle-blackdog:

renthony:

Tumblr fed sex workers to the wolves, and yet there is a persistent ad on my dash showing off a woman’s ass as an advertisement for some tanning thing. The cognitive fucking dissonance, holy shit.

I know, right? You can’t show a girl’s nipples on here, but I see the ad for MANSCAPE all up and down my dash.

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SHAVE YOUR BALLS

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YOUR BALLS WILL THANK YOU

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YOUR NUTS ARE HAIRY. LET’S FIX THAT

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T E S T I C L E S

Corporations: sex sells

Tumblr: it sure does!

Sex workers: can we sell sex then?

Tumblr: no

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actualaster:

galahadwilder:

xiranjayzhao:

the-cybersmith:

xiranjayzhao:

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can’t believe the Human Pet Guy called for the restoration of the French monarchy in my mentions, leading me to discover he follows me on Twitter and almost certainly for fetishistic reasons (his following list was full of trans and asian porn accounts and also elon musk)

I don’t think you are being entirely fair here.

For one thing, I follow a LOT of accounts on twitter, accounts operated by a variety of persons, representing many haplogroups and ethnolinguistic subdivisions of mankind. Yes, some of them have ancestry tracing to the orient, some of them have ancestry tracing to the Americas, or the South, or Europa, or other places.

Also, your assumption that I could not have followed you for your thoughts is unreasonable. One can respect a person’s thoughts without always agreeing with them.

As to the topic at hand, it seems that your views of Monarchism are biased. You claim that the actions of Robespierre were not so that the French electorate would have to choose beteeen two imperfect candidates… but that’s exactly what his deeds, and the deeds of other Jacobins, led to!

The Ancien Regime in France lasted for a millennia and a half! It was stable, succesful, and relatively internally peaceful. However, in less than 200 years, France went through six separate republics (the Vichy Republic counts)! That’s hardly a good record! Monarchism was FAR better for France than Republicanism was!

I’d argue that your own writings and videos indicate that you secretly do agree with me. Think about it: you’ve discussed the Chinese Emperors in detail, but China’s various elected officials don’t seem to arouse your interest! You didn’t write a novel about Jiang Zemin possessing a teenager, or one about Tsai Ing-Wen piloting a gigantic combat machine.

This is the same as in my country! The stories of Arthur Pendragon and Henry V have inspired people for generations, but nobody wants to read about John Major or Theresa May pulling a sword out of a stone.

Why do you acknowledge the superiority of monarchism in your fiction, then condemn it politically?

“haplogroups”????

The Ancien Regime lasted for “a millennia and a half”?????

“stable, successful, and relatively internally peaceful”??????????

YOU’RE COUNTING THE NAZI-INSTALLED VICHY REPUBLIC AS A REPUBLIC???????????

YOU THINK JIANG ZEMIN WAS ELECTED?????????????????

YOU THINK I THINK MONARCHISM IS SUPERIOR WHEN THE WHOLE REASON I TALK ABOUT THEM IS HOW UTTERLY MESSY THEY ARE????????????????

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

This has got to be, like, master-level trolling on human pet guy’s part. (If I’m wrong, Please don’t correct me. I’d prefer to live in this other world thank you)

Human Pet Guy is like the gift that keeps on giving except you want it to stop, please, for the love of all that is good stop and go away.

#tumblr    #politics    

evilsanlang:

everybody stop bringing bad takes from twitter to tumblr right NOW we have our own venomous native species you’re disturbing the ecosystem

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were-ralph:

were-ralph:

were-ralph:

were-ralph:

hey@staff@support can we be real for a second? can we talk?

tumblr+ feature; you can post and rb nsfw content. 5 bucks. the site is profitable and the fans are happier than before (but still mad) 

@staff you can have this one for basically free, all i want is my old username restored so i can get my tagged posts and that’s it. 

everyone@staff in this so they can see it maybe hopefully and we can all live happily ever after

it’d even pass Apple’s sniff test cuz afaik they just see what you can do with a free account or whatever

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catgirlforeskin:

raimagnolia:

olderthannetfic:

raimagnolia:

driscolii:

Come on founder/king of Athens, aren’t u gonna slay the Bull of Minos or not?


Huh…



Huh…

“Slay”, huh.


this isn’t the ship of Theseus I’m used to hearing about

Looks like Theseus guessed wrong on who’d be getting speared

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